Confers will survey the situation as soon as he arrives. How many skeletons moving? How much damage being inflicted? Cheers Rog > On 30 Sep 2014, at 18:12, Edward Marsden-Jones <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> > wrote: > > Arfa is just going to chill for a bit. > > > > >> On 30 Sep 2014, at 21:00, Pete (Redacted sender >> "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >> wrote: >> >> I'll take a roll on the plea table very shortly >> >> ... >> >> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >> Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2014 8:53 AM >> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >> >> what's a plea, if it's not telling your god what you want? :-) >> >> text of plea, please! sadly there's no RQ plea table, though after this i >> may make one. >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, Sep 30, 2014 at 1:23 AM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> <finger_in_air> >> I've always disliked this, "telling your god what you want thing". In my >> opinion, if you really *are* at The End, then you scream out one last plea >> to your deity and take whatever help you're bloody well given. >> </finger_in_air> >> So, Splut will do just that, and if it fails then he'll get stuck into the >> skallywags and go out heroically... >> >> >>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:56:51 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> orlanth -- i *think* >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:55 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> Who do I worship, again? It's been... err... about 15 Earth years since I >>> went to temple... >>> >>> >>> >>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:13:07 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> ok for those of you DIing, i'll need the exact text of what you're asking >>> for >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:05 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> DI >>> >>> >>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:41:20 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> ok for round 2 of "army of darkness 148, party 5" i have -- >>> chump: disrupt face-chewing skally >>> arfa: pretend to be dead >>> cynfred: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>> ester: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>> splut: ? >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:39 PM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> yes, i think the bad guys need to source more skeletons. >>> if Bob was refereeing, he'd wait until your character had suffered a >>> catastrophic wound, and then his character Bob Lawrence would magically >>> appear and save you, vaporising the monsters in a blast of magical fire >>> from his gigantic anus. >>> sadly however, Bob is not refereeing this adventure, and the equivalent of >>> Bob Lawrence is currently in a Crabtown jail waiting for you to obtain some >>> information in order to free him.... >>> Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Humph here >>> *pooof* >>> Humph: thanks man, now we can all die together >>> Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Bob Lawrence here >>> Orlanth: sorry dude, one intervention per lifetime for oiks like you >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:09 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> well blow me! >>> >>> last thing I expected was the whole bloody bunch of em stomping about! >>> >>> so lets see... >>> >>> 150 approx, minus the two that we beheaded leave around 148 is my maths is >>> correct... minus the one I should have disrupted - so that's 147 against >>> what 5 of us? >>> >>> Odds sound reasonable to me... >>> >>> No wait - we forgot the arrival of Bobs character who casts a level 12 >>> 'fuck skeletons' and destroys them as a whole and we are left giggling in >>> our shit stained armour - right? >>> >>> so it's come down to a divine intervention has it? >>> >>> read the book aloud? >>> >>> burn the book? >>> >>> give them the book? >>> >>> ???? >>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>> Sent: Monday, September 29, 2014 1:35 PM >>> >>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>> >>> from the back of the cave, you can no longer see Chump and Arfa as they are >>> buried in skallywags. the second row out of the pit surrounds the first and >>> will have at it in the very short term. the third and subsequent rows >>> marched around the melee and and are approaching you (this is when i made >>> your Bottle Out roll). >>> they're not running as such, but they are doing a fast mechanical march. >>> decent pace required to keep ahead of them. >>> the light is dim so you can't really determine whether all the scallywags >>> mobilised or whether some couldn't be bothered. the original estimate for >>> skallys in the cave was 150 or so. >>> (i assume) you dashed back to the scorpion man room to tell C&E what >>> happened. they have decided to go back in there. as you talk, you can hear >>> the horde approaching in the tunnel. likely the skallys can be 2 or 3 >>> abreast in the tunnel, depending on where in the tunnel they are. >>> how bad does it look? miracles aside, there's no way out for Chump and >>> Arfa. and with the rest of the party's numbers, skill levels and magic >>> potential, etc, expectation of victory against the horde is very low. >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 1:01 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> Not to die. >>> Just how incredibly bad does it look from Splut's perspective? What can the >>> lad see? >>> - G >>> >>> >>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:03:56 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> any orders from Splut this time? >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 2:48 AM, Jane Sales <jane@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> Ester, with a sense of dread, also returns to the fray. >>> >>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 10:28, Edward Marsden-Jones >>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> I think Arfa will just lie still and relax for a bit. >>> >>> >>> >>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa. >>> r >>> >>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we >>> referring? >>> >>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> Centred will return to the stupidity. >>> >>> Cheers >>> Rog >>> >>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender >>> "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>> wrote: >>> >>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the one >>> about to chew on my nose maybe? >>> >>> >>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo... >>> >>> >>> anything like that? >>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM >>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>> >>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for... >>> except maybe the divine intervention >>> >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i think >>> I may need to... >>> >>> Shame the smell will not scare them off... >>> >>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order... >>> >>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine... >>> >>> surely now the referee will intervene? >>> >>> prepares divine intervention request... >>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM >>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>> >>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging. >>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags each >>> parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are >>> effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible >>> orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive the next >>> melee round... >>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags. >>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and >>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly. >>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow >>> >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> *Silence* >>> >>> Cheers >>> Rog >>> >>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> > >>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough. >>> > >>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead? >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote: >>> >> >>> >> came through here as a square :-) >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji >>> >> correctly. >>> >> >>> >> Cheers >>> >> Rog >>> >> >>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> >>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>> ๐ฉ >>> >>> >>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones >>> >>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>>> >>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs? >>> >>>> >>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and >>> >>>>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long >>> >>>>> ago. after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons. >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever >>> >>>>> the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised >>> >>>>> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the >>> >>>>> follow-through, and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the >>> >>>>> heads simultaneously jump vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump >>> >>>>> eye-height. >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of >>> >>>>> contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde >>> >>>>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed >>> >>>>> heads and the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of >>> >>>>> their trajectory and their triumph respectively, said heroes are >>> >>>>> mobbed by the first row of cadavers. >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing >>> >>>>> dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second >>> >>>>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing >>> >>>>> with rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor. >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for >>> >>>>> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the >>> >>>>> passage. >>> > >>> > >>> > >> >> >> >>