[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 09:18:57 +0100
Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa.
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> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we referring?
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> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
> Centred will return to the stupidity.
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> Cheers
> Rog
>
> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx
> <mailto:tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx>" for DMARC)
> <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
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>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the one
>> about to chew on my nose maybe?
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>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
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>> anything like that?
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>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>>
>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>"
>> <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>>
>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM
>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>
>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for...
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>> except maybe the divine intervention
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>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i think
>> I may need to...
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>> Shame the smell will not scare them off...
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>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order...
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>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
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>> surely now the referee will intervene?
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>> prepares divine intervention request...
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>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>>
>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>"
>> <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>>
>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM
>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>
>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging.
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>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags each
>> parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are
>> effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible orders
>> and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive the next melee
>> round...
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>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags.
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>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and
>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly.
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>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
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>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> *Silence*
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>> Cheers
>> Rog
>>
>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx
>> > <mailto:gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
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>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
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>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
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>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
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>> >> came through here as a square :-)
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>> >> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji correctly.
>> >>
>> >> Cheers
>> >> Rog
>> >>
>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx
>> >>> <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>> >>> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> >>> 💩
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>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones
>> >>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx <mailto:eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx>>
>> >>>> wrote:
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>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
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>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx
>> >>>>> <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
>> >>>>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long
>> >>>>> ago. after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever
>> >>>>> the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised
>> >>>>> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the
>> >>>>> follow-through, and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads
>> >>>>> simultaneously jump vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump
>> >>>>> eye-height.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of
>> >>>>> contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde
>> >>>>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed
>> >>>>> heads and the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their
>> >>>>> trajectory and their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by
>> >>>>> the first row of cadavers.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing
>> >>>>> dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second
>> >>>>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with
>> >>>>> rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for
>> >>>>> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the
>> >>>>> passage.
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