[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 09:22:18 +0100
Cynfred. Fucking autocorrect.
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> On 29 Sep 2014, at 09:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa.
>
> r
>
>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx
>> <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>
>> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we
>> referring?
>>
>>
>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>> Centred will return to the stupidity.
>>
>> Cheers
>> Rog
>>
>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender
>> "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx>" for
>> DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the one
>>> about to chew on my nose maybe?
>>>
>>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
>>>
>>> anything like that?
>>>
>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>>
>>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>"
>>> <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>>
>>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM
>>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>>
>>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for...
>>>
>>> except maybe the divine intervention
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i think
>>> I may need to...
>>>
>>> Shame the smell will not scare them off...
>>>
>>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order...
>>>
>>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
>>>
>>> surely now the referee will intervene?
>>>
>>> prepares divine intervention request...
>>>
>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>>
>>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>"
>>> <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>>
>>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM
>>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>>
>>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging.
>>>
>>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags each
>>> parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are
>>> effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible
>>> orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive the next
>>> melee round...
>>>
>>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags.
>>>
>>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and
>>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>>> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> *Silence*
>>>
>>> Cheers
>>> Rog
>>>
>>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx
>>> > <mailto:gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
>>> >
>>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> came through here as a square :-)
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>>> >> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji
>>> >> correctly.
>>> >>
>>> >> Cheers
>>> >> Rog
>>> >>
>>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>> >>> <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx
>>> >>> <mailto:rog@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> >>> 💩
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones
>>> >>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx <mailto:eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx>>
>>> >>>> wrote:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>> >>>>> <mailto:jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
>>> >>>>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long
>>> >>>>> ago. after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever
>>> >>>>> the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised
>>> >>>>> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the
>>> >>>>> follow-through, and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the
>>> >>>>> heads simultaneously jump vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump
>>> >>>>> eye-height.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of
>>> >>>>> contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde
>>> >>>>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed
>>> >>>>> heads and the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of
>>> >>>>> their trajectory and their triumph respectively, said heroes are
>>> >>>>> mobbed by the first row of cadavers.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing
>>> >>>>> dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second
>>> >>>>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing
>>> >>>>> with rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for
>>> >>>>> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the
>>> >>>>> passage.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
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