[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: "Pete" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> (Redacted sender "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC)
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:33:01 -0700
ahhhh - we forgot to remove out rollerskates before we started... dammit!!!!!
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> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Sent: Friday, September 26, 2014 2:19 PM
>Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
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>the scythe rolls were great! the rest... not so much
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>On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>oh come on - ho-one is that fast!
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>>ae the all dead Usain Bolt skellies?!!!
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>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>Sent: Friday, September 26, 2014 12:48 PM
>>>Subject: [satanworship] 28 milliseconds later
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>>>Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and arrange
>>>their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago. after a nod
>>>to each other, they raise their weapons.
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>>>almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever the
>>>spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them to keep
>>>their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through, and this
>>>turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump vertically
>>>to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
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>>>the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of
>>>contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde springs to
>>>life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and the heroes
>>>begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and their
>>>triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of cadavers.
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>>>Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead
>>>humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after the
>>>first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty weapons
>>>plucked from the pit floor.
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>>>the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for Splut, who
>>>heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage.
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