what's a plea, if it's not telling your god what you want? :-) text of plea, please! sadly there's no RQ plea table, though after this i may make one. On Tue, Sep 30, 2014 at 1:23 AM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > <finger_in_air> > > I've always disliked this, "telling your god what you want thing". In my > opinion, if you really *are* at The End, then you scream out one last plea > to your deity and take whatever help you're bloody well given. > > </finger_in_air> > > So, Splut will do just that, and if it fails then he'll get stuck into the > skallywags and go out heroically... > > > > > > On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:56:51 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> > wrote: > > orlanth -- i *think* > > On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:55 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > >> >> >> Who do I worship, again? It's been... err... about 15 Earth years since I >> went to temple... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:13:07 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >> wrote: >> >> ok for those of you DIing, i'll need the exact text of what you're asking >> for >> >> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:05 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> >>> DI >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:41:20 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>> wrote: >>> >>> ok for round 2 of "army of darkness 148, party 5" i have -- >>> chump: disrupt face-chewing skally >>> arfa: pretend to be dead >>> cynfred: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>> ester: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>> splut: ? >>> >>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:39 PM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> yes, i think the bad guys need to source more skeletons. >>>> if Bob was refereeing, he'd wait until your character had suffered a >>>> catastrophic wound, and then his character Bob Lawrence would magically >>>> appear and save you, vaporising the monsters in a blast of magical fire >>>> from his gigantic anus. >>>> sadly however, Bob is not refereeing this adventure, and the equivalent >>>> of Bob Lawrence is currently in a Crabtown jail waiting for you to obtain >>>> some information in order to free him.... >>>> Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Humph here >>>> *pooof* >>>> Humph: thanks man, now we can all die together >>>> Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Bob Lawrence here >>>> Orlanth: sorry dude, one intervention per lifetime for oiks like you >>>> >>>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:09 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> well blow me! >>>>> >>>>> last thing I expected was the whole bloody bunch of em stomping about! >>>>> >>>>> so lets see... >>>>> >>>>> 150 approx, minus the two that we beheaded leave around 148 is my >>>>> maths is correct... minus the one I should have disrupted - so that's 147 >>>>> against what 5 of us? >>>>> >>>>> Odds sound reasonable to me... >>>>> >>>>> No wait - we forgot the arrival of Bobs character who casts a level >>>>> 12 'fuck skeletons' and destroys them as a whole and we are left >>>>> giggling in our shit stained armour - right? >>>>> >>>>> so it's come down to a divine intervention has it? >>>>> >>>>> read the book aloud? >>>>> >>>>> burn the book? >>>>> >>>>> give them the book? >>>>> >>>>> ???? >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *Sent:* Monday, September 29, 2014 1:35 PM >>>>> >>>>> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>> >>>>> from the back of the cave, you can no longer see Chump and Arfa as >>>>> they are buried in skallywags. the second row out of the pit surrounds the >>>>> first and will have at it in the very short term. the third and subsequent >>>>> rows marched around the melee and and are approaching you (this is when i >>>>> made your Bottle Out roll). >>>>> they're not running as such, but they are doing a fast mechanical >>>>> march. decent pace required to keep ahead of them. >>>>> the light is dim so you can't really determine whether all the >>>>> scallywags mobilised or whether some couldn't be bothered. the original >>>>> estimate for skallys in the cave was 150 or so. >>>>> (i assume) you dashed back to the scorpion man room to tell C&E what >>>>> happened. they have decided to go back in there. as you talk, you can hear >>>>> the horde approaching in the tunnel. likely the skallys can be 2 or 3 >>>>> abreast in the tunnel, depending on where in the tunnel they are. >>>>> how bad does it look? miracles aside, there's no way out for Chump and >>>>> Arfa. and with the rest of the party's numbers, skill levels and magic >>>>> potential, etc, expectation of victory against the horde is very low. >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 1:01 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Not to die. >>>>> Just how incredibly bad does it look from Splut's perspective? What >>>>> can the lad see? >>>>> - G >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:03:56 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> any orders from Splut this time? >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 2:48 AM, Jane Sales <jane@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Ester, with a sense of dread, also returns to the fray. >>>>> >>>>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 10:28, Edward Marsden-Jones < >>>>> eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> I think Arfa will just lie still and relax for a bit. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa. >>>>> r >>>>> >>>>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we >>>>> referring? >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Centred will return to the stupidity. >>>>> >>>>> Cheers >>>>> Rog >>>>> >>>>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender " >>>>> tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - >>>>> the one about to chew on my nose maybe? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo... >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> anything like that? >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM >>>>> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>> >>>>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped >>>>> for... >>>>> except maybe the divine intervention >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as >>>>> i think I may need to... >>>>> >>>>> Shame the smell will not scare them off... >>>>> >>>>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order... >>>>> >>>>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine... >>>>> >>>>> surely now the referee will intervene? >>>>> >>>>> prepares divine intervention request... >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM >>>>> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>> >>>>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging. >>>>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags >>>>> each parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the >>>>> chaps are effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of >>>>> sensible orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive >>>>> the next melee round... >>>>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags. >>>>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and >>>>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly. >>>>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> *Silence* >>>>> >>>>> Cheers >>>>> Rog >>>>> >>>>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> > >>>>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough. >>>>> > >>>>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead? >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >> came through here as a square :-) >>>>> >> >>>>> >> >>>>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji >>>>> correctly. >>>>> >> >>>>> >> Cheers >>>>> >> Rog >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation? >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>> ๐ฉ >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones < >>>>> eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs? >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, >>>>> and arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long >>>>> ago. after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly >>>>> sever the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised >>>>> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the >>>>> follow-through, >>>>> and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump >>>>> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very >>>>> moment of contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton >>>>> horde >>>>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads >>>>> and >>>>> the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory >>>>> and >>>>> their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of >>>>> cadavers. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, >>>>> tearing dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second >>>>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with >>>>> rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head >>>>> for Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the >>>>> passage. >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>> >> >> > >