[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:03:56 -0700
any orders from Splut this time?
On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 2:48 AM, Jane Sales <jane@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Ester, with a sense of dread, also returns to the fray.
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> On 29 Sep 2014, at 10:28, Edward Marsden-Jones <
> eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> I think Arfa will just lie still and relax for a bit.
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> On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa.
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> r
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> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we
> referring?
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> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> Centred will return to the stupidity.
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>> Cheers
>> Rog
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>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender "
>> tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> wrote:
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>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the
>> one about to chew on my nose maybe?
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>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
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>> anything like that?
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>> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM
>> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
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>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for...
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>> except maybe the divine intervention
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>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i
>> think I may need to...
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>> Shame the smell will not scare them off...
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>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order...
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>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
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>> surely now the referee will intervene?
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>> prepares divine intervention request...
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>> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM
>> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
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>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging.
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>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags
>> each parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the
>> chaps are effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of
>> sensible orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive
>> the next melee round...
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>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags.
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>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and
>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly.
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>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
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>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> *Silence*
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>> Cheers
>> Rog
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>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
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>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
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>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
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>> >> came through here as a square :-)
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>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji
>> correctly.
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>> >> Cheers
>> >> Rog
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>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
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>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> >>> 💩
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>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones <
>> eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
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>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago.
>> after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
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>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly
>> sever the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised
>> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through,
>> and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump
>> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment
>> of contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde
>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and
>> the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and
>> their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of
>> cadavers.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting,
>> tearing dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second
>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with
>> rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor.
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>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for
>> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the
>> passage.
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