[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:19:12 -0700
the scythe rolls were great! the rest... not so much
On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> oh come on - ho-one is that fast!
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> ae the all dead Usain Bolt skellies?!!!
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> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> *Sent:* Friday, September 26, 2014 12:48 PM
> *Subject:* [satanworship] 28 milliseconds later
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> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and arrange
> their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago. after a
> nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
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> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever the
> spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them to
> keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through, and
> this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump
> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
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> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of
> contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde springs
> to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and the
> heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and
> their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of
> cadavers.
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> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead
> humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after the
> first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty weapons
> plucked from the pit floor.
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> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for Splut,
> who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage.
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