So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs? > On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and arrange > their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago. after a nod > to each other, they raise their weapons. > > almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever the > spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them to keep > their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through, and this turns > out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump vertically to > almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height. > > the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of contact > between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde springs to life > with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and the heroes begin > the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and their triumph > respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of cadavers. > > Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead > humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after the first > wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty weapons plucked > from the pit floor. > > the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for Splut, who > heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage. > > >