[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 08:20:53 +0100
*Silence*
Cheers
Rog
> On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
>
> So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
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>> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
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>> came through here as a square :-)
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>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji correctly.
>>
>> Cheers
>> Rog
>>
>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> 💩
>>>
>>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones
>>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
>>>>
>>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
>>>>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago.
>>>>> after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
>>>>>
>>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever the
>>>>> spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them to
>>>>> keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through, and
>>>>> this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump
>>>>> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
>>>>>
>>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of
>>>>> contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde springs
>>>>> to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and the
>>>>> heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and
>>>>> their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of
>>>>> cadavers.
>>>>>
>>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead
>>>>> humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after the
>>>>> first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty
>>>>> weapons plucked from the pit floor.
>>>>>
>>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for Splut,
>>>>> who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage.
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