[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Edward Marsden-Jones <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 13:28:13 +0400
I think Arfa will just lie still and relax for a bit.
> On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa.
>
> r
>
>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>> but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we
>> referring?
>>
>>
>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> Centred will return to the stupidity.
>>>
>>> Cheers
>>> Rog
>>>
>>>> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender
>>>> "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the
>>>> one about to chew on my nose maybe?
>>>>
>>>> pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
>>>>
>>>> anything like that?
>>>>
>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM
>>>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>>>
>>>> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for...
>>>>
>>>> except maybe the divine intervention
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i
>>>> think I may need to...
>>>>
>>>> Shame the smell will not scare them off...
>>>>
>>>> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order...
>>>>
>>>> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
>>>>
>>>> surely now the referee will intervene?
>>>>
>>>> prepares divine intervention request...
>>>>
>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM
>>>> Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>>>>
>>>> the situation for our heroes is... challenging.
>>>>
>>>> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags each
>>>> parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the chaps
>>>> are effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible
>>>> orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive the next
>>>> melee round...
>>>>
>>>> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags.
>>>>
>>>> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and
>>>> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> *Silence*
>>>>
>>>> Cheers
>>>> Rog
>>>>
>>>> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
>>>> >
>>>> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> came through here as a square :-)
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji
>>>> >> correctly.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Cheers
>>>> >> Rog
>>>> >>
>>>> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >>> 💩
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones
>>>> >>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
>>>> >>>>> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long
>>>> >>>>> ago. after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly
>>>> >>>>> sever the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers
>>>> >>>>> advised them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the
>>>> >>>>> follow-through, and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the
>>>> >>>>> heads simultaneously jump vertically to almost exactly Arfa and
>>>> >>>>> Chump eye-height.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment
>>>> >>>>> of contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde
>>>> >>>>> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed
>>>> >>>>> heads and the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of
>>>> >>>>> their trajectory and their triumph respectively, said heroes are
>>>> >>>>> mobbed by the first row of cadavers.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing
>>>> >>>>> dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second
>>>> >>>>> after the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing
>>>> >>>>> with rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for
>>>> >>>>> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up
>>>> >>>>> the passage.
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