[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 23:39:30 -0700
but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, are we
referring?
On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Centred will return to the stupidity.
>
> Cheers
> Rog
>
> On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender "
> tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the
> one about to chew on my nose maybe?
>
> pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
>
> anything like that?
>
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> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM
> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>
> hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for...
>
> except maybe the divine intervention
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> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i
> think I may need to...
>
> Shame the smell will not scare them off...
>
> some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order...
>
> if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
>
> surely now the referee will intervene?
>
> prepares divine intervention request...
>
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> *From:* Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> *Sent:* Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM
> *Subject:* [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
>
> the situation for our heroes is... challenging.
>
> currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with four skallywags each
> parked on them, immobilising various parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are
> effectively incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible
> orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might survive the next
> melee round...
>
> ...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags.
>
> meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to inform Ester and
> Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is approaching rapidly.
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> *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
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> On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> *Silence*
>
> Cheers
> Rog
>
> > On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> > Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
> >
> > So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
> >
> >
> >
> >> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
> >>
> >> came through here as a square :-)
> >>
> >>
> >> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to use an emoji
> correctly.
> >>
> >> Cheers
> >> Rog
> >>
> >>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>> 💩
> >>>
> >>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones <
> eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
> >>>>
> >>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and
> arrange their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago.
> after a nod to each other, they raise their weapons.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly
> sever the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised
> them to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through,
> and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump
> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment
> of contact between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde
> springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and
> the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and
> their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of
> cadavers.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing
> dead humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after
> the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty
> weapons plucked from the pit floor.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for
> Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the
> passage.
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