[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: "Pete" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> (Redacted sender "tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC)
- To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:12:00 -0700
oh come on - ho-one is that fast!
ae the all dead Usain Bolt skellies?!!!
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> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Sent: Friday, September 26, 2014 12:48 PM
>Subject: [satanworship] 28 milliseconds later
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>Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge of the pit, and arrange
>their stances as their scythe teachers once told them, long ago. after a nod
>to each other, they raise their weapons.
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>almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously downward and cleanly sever the
>spinal cords of the two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them to keep
>their eye on the target, rather than watch the follow-through, and this turns
>out to be most satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump vertically to
>almost exactly Arfa and Chump eye-height.
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>the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at the very moment of contact
>between the scythes and their targets, the skeleton horde springs to life with
>mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed heads and the heroes begin the
>downward path from the zeniths of their trajectory and their triumph
>respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first row of cadavers.
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>Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead
>humanity. they try to drag themselves away, but only a second after the first
>wave, the second line of skeletons hits, flailing with rusty weapons plucked
>from the pit floor.
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>the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head for Splut, who
>heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage.
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