[satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
- From: <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 13:05:37 +1300
DI
On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:41:20 -0700, Jason Proctor wrote: ok for
round 2 of "army of darkness 148, party 5" i have -- chump: disrupt
face-chewing skally arfa: pretend to be dead cynfred: munch hero pill, head
to confront skallys ester: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys splut:
?
On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:39 PM, Jason Proctor wrote:
yes, i
think the bad guys need to source more skeletons. if Bob was refereeing,
he'd wait until your character had suffered a catastrophic wound, and then
his character Bob Lawrence would magically appear and save you, vaporising
the monsters in a blast of magical fire from his gigantic anus. sadly
however, Bob is not refereeing this adventure, and the equivalent of Bob
Lawrence is currently in a Crabtown jail waiting for you to obtain some
information in order to free him.... Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring
Humph here *pooof* Humph: thanks man, now we can all die together Chump:
dear Orlanth, please bring Bob Lawrence here Orlanth: sorry dude, one
intervention per lifetime for oiks like you
On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at
3:09 PM, Pete wrote:
well blow me!
last thing I expected was the
whole bloody bunch of em stomping about!
so lets see...
150 approx,
minus the two that we beheaded leave around 148 is my maths is correct...
minus the one I should have disrupted - so that's 147 against what 5 of us?
Odds sound reasonable to me...
No wait - we forgot the arrival of Bobs
character who casts a level 12 'fuck skeletons' and destroys them as a
whole and we are left giggling in our shit stained armour - right?
so
it's come down to a divine intervention has it?
read the book aloud?
burn the book?
give them the book?
????
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FROM: Jason Proctor
TO:
"satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [4]"
SENT: Monday, September 29, 2014 1:35 PM
SUBJECT: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
from the back
of the cave, you can no longer see Chump and Arfa as they are buried in
skallywags. the second row out of the pit surrounds the first and will have
at it in the very short term. the third and subsequent rows marched around
the melee and and are approaching you (this is when i made your Bottle Out
roll). they're not running as such, but they are doing a fast mechanical
march. decent pace required to keep ahead of them. the light is dim so you
can't really determine whether all the scallywags mobilised or whether some
couldn't be bothered. the original estimate for skallys in the cave was 150
or so. (i assume) you dashed back to the scorpion man room to tell C
border-left: 1px #ccc solid; padding-left: 1ex;"> Not to die. Just how
incredibly bad does it look from Splut's perspective? What can the lad see?
- G On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:03:56 -0700, Jason Proctor wrote: any
orders from Splut this time?
On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 2:48 AM, Jane Sales
wrote:
Ester, with a sense of dread, also returns to the fray.
On
29 Sep 2014, at 10:28, Edward Marsden-Jones wrote:
I think Arfa will
just lie still and relax for a bit.
On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan
wrote:
Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa. r
On
29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor wrote:
but what about Cynfred? and
to which stupidity, of the many, are we referring?
On Sun, Sep 28, 2014
at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan wrote:
Centred will return to the
stupidity.
Cheers Rog
On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender
"tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx [13]" for DMARC) wrote:
disrupt the
head of the guy who seems to be the most danger to me - the one about to
chew on my nose maybe?
pop... shatter ... woo hoo...
anything like
that?
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FROM: Jason Proctor
TO:
"satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [16]"
SENT: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06
PM
SUBJECT: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
hmmm these are not
good examples of the "sensible orders" i'd hoped for... except maybe the
divine intervention
On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete wrote:
it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this point? as i think
I may need to...
Shame the smell will not scare them off...
some sort
of anti-grapple roll is in order...
if I could just reach the
anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all be fine...
surely now the referee will
intervene?
prepares divine intervention request...
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FROM: Jason Proctor
TO:
"satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [20]"
SENT: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37
PM
SUBJECT: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later
the situation
for our heroes is... challenging. currently Arfa and Chump are flat on
their backs with four skallywags each parked on them, immobilising various
parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are effectively incapacitated at the
moment, but in the event of sensible orders and seriously outstanding dice
rolls, they might survive the next melee round... ...a chief component of
which is the arrival of 10 armed skallywags. meanwhile, Splut arrives in
the scorpion man room to inform Ester and Cynfred that the Army of Darkness
is approaching rapidly. *these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow
On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan wrote:
*Silence*
Cheers
Rog
> On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker wrote:
>
> Square
on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough.
>
> So, is everyone else
dead then? Dead are they? Dead?
>
>
>
>> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM,
Jason Proctor wrote:
>>
>> came through here as a square :-)
>>
>>
>>
On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan wrote:
>> I think it was the
first time I've ever managed to use an emoji correctly.
>>
>> Cheers
>>
Rog
>>
>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor wrote:
>>>
>>> was
that an emoticon summing up the situation?
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sat, Sep 27,
2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan wrote:
>>> 💩
>>>
>>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at
04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones wrote:
>>>>
>>>> So is it too tight for
scythes now? Are we talking fisticuffs?
>>>>
>>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at
23:48, Jason Proctor wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their
positions on the edge of the pit, and arrange their stances as their scythe
teachers once told them, long ago. after a nod to each other, they raise
their weapons.
>>>>>
>>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously
downward and cleanly sever the spinal cords of the two closest skeletons.
the teachers advised them to keep their eye on the target, rather than
watch the follow-through, and this turns out to be most satisfying, as the
heads simultaneously jump vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump
eye-height.
>>>>>
>>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as
at the very moment of contact between the scythes and their targets, the
skeleton horde springs to life with mechanical rapidity. by the time the
severed heads and the heroes begin the downward path from the zeniths of
their trajectory and their triumph respectively, said heroes are mobbed by
the first row of cadavers.
>>>>>
>>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by
a sea of grabbing, biting, tearing dead humanity. they try to drag
themselves away, but only a second after the first wave, the second line of
skeletons hits, flailing with rusty weapons plucked from the pit floor.
>>>>>
>>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the melee and head
for Splut, who heroically makes his Bottle Out roll and flees back up the
passage.
>
>
>
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