I expect I put it down in order to better shwing but - book disruption is at the frontal lobe now so that's mi plan... >________________________________ > From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:12 AM >Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later > > > >where is the book, Chump? in your cavernous adventurer's pack (aka bag of >holding) or on the floor, temporarily dropped for better scythe stance and >vertebrae targeting? > > > > > > > >On Tue, Sep 30, 2014 at 8:53 AM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > >what's a plea, if it's not telling your god what you want? :-) >> >> >>text of plea, please! sadly there's no RQ plea table, though after this i may >>make one. >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Tue, Sep 30, 2014 at 1:23 AM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> >><finger_in_air> >>>I've always disliked this, "telling your god what you want thing". In my >>>opinion, if you really *are* at The End, then you scream out one last plea >>>to your deity and take whatever help you're bloody well given. >>></finger_in_air> >>>So, Splut will do just that, and if it fails then he'll get stuck into the >>>skallywags and go out heroically... >>> >>> >>>On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:56:51 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>orlanth -- i *think* >>>> >>>> >>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:55 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Who do I worship, again? It's been... err... about 15 Earth years since I >>>>>went to temple... >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 17:13:07 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>wrote: >>>>>ok for those of you DIing, i'll need the exact text of what you're asking >>>>>for >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 5:05 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>DI >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:41:20 -0700, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>ok for round 2 of "army of darkness 148, party 5" i have -- >>>>>>>>chump: disrupt face-chewing skally >>>>>>>>arfa: pretend to be dead >>>>>>>>cynfred: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>>>>>>>ester: munch hero pill, head to confront skallys >>>>>>>>splut: ? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:39 PM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>yes, i think the bad guys need to source more skeletons. >>>>>>>>>if Bob was refereeing, he'd wait until your character had suffered a >>>>>>>>>catastrophic wound, and then his character Bob Lawrence would >>>>>>>>>magically appear and save you, vaporising the monsters in a blast of >>>>>>>>>magical fire from his gigantic anus. >>>>>>>>>sadly however, Bob is not refereeing this adventure, and the >>>>>>>>>equivalent of Bob Lawrence is currently in a Crabtown jail waiting for >>>>>>>>>you to obtain some information in order to free him.... >>>>>>>>>Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Humph here >>>>>>>>>*pooof* >>>>>>>>>Humph: thanks man, now we can all die together >>>>>>>>>Chump: dear Orlanth, please bring Bob Lawrence here >>>>>>>>>Orlanth: sorry dude, one intervention per lifetime for oiks like you >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 3:09 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>well blow me! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>last thing I expected was the whole bloody bunch of em stomping about! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>so lets see... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>150 approx, minus the two that we beheaded leave around 148 is my >>>>>>>>>>maths is correct... minus the one I should have disrupted - so >>>>>>>>>>that's 147 against what 5 of us? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Odds sound reasonable to me... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>No wait - we forgot the arrival of Bobs character who casts a level >>>>>>>>>>12 'fuck skeletons' and destroys them as a whole and we are left >>>>>>>>>>giggling in our shit stained armour - right? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>so it's come down to a divine intervention has it? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>read the book aloud? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>burn the book? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>give them the book? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>???? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>Sent: Monday, September 29, 2014 1:35 PM >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>from the back of the cave, you can no longer see Chump and Arfa as >>>>>>>>>>>they are buried in skallywags. the second row out of the pit >>>>>>>>>>>surrounds the first and will have at it in the very short term. the >>>>>>>>>>>third and subsequent rows marched around the melee and and are >>>>>>>>>>>approaching you (this is when i made your Bottle Out roll). >>>>>>>>>>>they're not running as such, but they are doing a fast mechanical >>>>>>>>>>>march. decent pace required to keep ahead of them. >>>>>>>>>>>the light is dim so you can't really determine whether all the >>>>>>>>>>>scallywags mobilised or whether some couldn't be bothered. the >>>>>>>>>>>original estimate for skallys in the cave was 150 or so. >>>>>>>>>>>(i assume) you dashed back to the scorpion man room to tell C&E what >>>>>>>>>>>happened. they have decided to go back in there. as you talk, you >>>>>>>>>>>can hear the horde approaching in the tunnel. likely the skallys can >>>>>>>>>>>be 2 or 3 abreast in the tunnel, depending on where in the tunnel >>>>>>>>>>>they are. >>>>>>>>>>>how bad does it look? miracles aside, there's no way out for Chump >>>>>>>>>>>and Arfa. and with the rest of the party's numbers, skill levels and >>>>>>>>>>>magic potential, etc, expectation of victory against the horde is >>>>>>>>>>>very low. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 1:01 PM, <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Not to die. >>>>>>>>>>>>Just how incredibly bad does it look from Splut's perspective? What >>>>>>>>>>>>can the lad see? >>>>>>>>>>>>- G >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Sep 2014 12:03:56 -0700, Jason Proctor >>>>>>>>>>>><jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>any orders from Splut this time? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Sep 29, 2014 at 2:48 AM, Jane Sales <jane@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Ester, with a sense of dread, also returns to the fray. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 29 Sep 2014, at 10:28, Edward Marsden-Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>><eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think Arfa will just lie still and relax for a bit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 29 Sep 2014, at 12:18, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Conferred indeed, thanks iOS. The most stupidity: Arfa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>r >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 29 Sep 2014, at 07:39, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but what about Cynfred? and to which stupidity, of the many, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are we referring? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 11:23 PM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Centred will return to the stupidity. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cheers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 29 Sep 2014, at 04:03, Pete (Redacted sender >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>disrupt the head of the guy who seems to be the most danger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to me - the one about to chew on my nose maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pop... shatter ... woo hoo... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything like that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 7:06 PM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hmmm these are not good examples of the "sensible orders" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'd hoped for... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>except maybe the divine intervention >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM, Pete >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it is at all possible for me to change may armour at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>point? as i think I may need to... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shame the smell will not scare them off... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some sort of anti-grapple roll is in order... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if I could just reach the anti-skeleton bat spray we'd all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be fine... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>surely now the referee will intervene? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepares divine intervention request... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: Sunday, September 28, 2014 2:37 PM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: 28 milliseconds later >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the situation for our heroes is... challenging. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>currently Arfa and Chump are flat on their backs with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>four skallywags each parked on them, immobilising various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>parts of their anatomy*. the chaps are effectively >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>incapacitated at the moment, but in the event of sensible >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>orders and seriously outstanding dice rolls, they might >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>survive the next melee round... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...a chief component of which is the arrival of 10 armed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skallywags. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>meanwhile, Splut arrives in the scorpion man room to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>inform Ester and Cynfred that the Army of Darkness is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>approaching rapidly. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*these skallys are wicked at Grapple rolls somehow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:20 AM, Roger Nolan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*Silence* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cheers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Sep 2014, at 04:18, Gavin Walker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <gavinw@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Square on my Mac, a turd on the PC. Accurately enough. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, is everyone else dead then? Dead are they? Dead? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2014/09/28, at 2:36 PM, Jason Proctor wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> came through here as a square :-) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Roger Nolan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think it was the first time I've ever managed to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> use an emoji correctly. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cheers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 18:05, Jason Proctor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was that an emoticon summing up the situation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 12:14 AM, Roger Nolan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ๐ฉ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2014, at 04:20, Eddie Marsden-Jones >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <eddiemarsdenjones@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So is it too tight for scythes now? Are we talking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fisticuffs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Sep 2014, at 23:48, Jason Proctor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arfa and Chump take up their positions on the edge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of the pit, and arrange their stances as their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scythe teachers once told them, long ago. after a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nod to each other, they raise their weapons. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> almost as one, the scythes sweep viciously >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> downward and cleanly sever the spinal cords of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two closest skeletons. the teachers advised them >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to keep their eye on the target, rather than watch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the follow-through, and this turns out to be most >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> satisfying, as the heads simultaneously jump >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vertically to almost exactly Arfa and Chump >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye-height. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the thrill of the triumph is brief, however, as at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the very moment of contact between the scythes and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their targets, the skeleton horde springs to life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with mechanical rapidity. by the time the severed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heads and the heroes begin the downward path from >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the zeniths of their trajectory and their triumph >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respectively, said heroes are mobbed by the first >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> row of cadavers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arfa and Chump are bowled over by a sea of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grabbing, biting, tearing dead humanity. they try >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to drag themselves away, but only a second after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the first wave, the second line of skeletons hits, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flailing with rusty weapons plucked from the pit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the third and subsequent waves flow around the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> melee and head for Splut, who heroically makes his >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bottle Out roll and flees back up the passage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>> >>> >> > > >