14 December 2017 Moo G. Moon Education Center
Toastmaster: Kathy Barrett
Theme: White Elephant gift exchange
Lori High: Incentive program. We won $25.00 without knowing we won. All
seven officer trained at either session.
Timer/Joker: Jonathan Kolber - Tiger cornered a small money and asked the
monkey who is the mightiest animal of all? Monkey answers you of course.
Tiger to a deer, who is the mightiest animal of all? Deer says to Tiger,
you are. Tiger approaches Elephant and asks who is the mightiest.
Elephant shakes Tiger until he's a blur of orange and black. Tiger says
Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
pissed.
Table Topics/ Picked a wrapped gift. Explaining wrapped gift. We knew
who it was from but we did not know what the gift was. Picked letters to
see who gets to speak first. Listed words to the letter picked that
related to Christmas. Then we opened the gift.
1. Jeff Stoll. Letter B - Bags, Bells of Saint Mary, Bing Cosby.
2. Ed Lee (guest). Letter C - Christmas Carol.
3. Alan Wong. Letter E - Egg Nog.
4. Pattie Apple. Letter F - Frosty.
5. Ray Pezolt. Letter H - Happy Holidays.
6. Katelynn Stoll. Letter I - Icicles.
7. Robin McIntosh. Letter P - Presents, prior planning prevents piss poor
performance.
8. Lori High. Letter Q - quails for dinner
9. Jonathan Kolber. Letter S - snowflakes.
10. Dirk Kittredge. Letter V - velocity of reindeer's.
11. Kathy Barrett. Letter X - Extra presents on X mas day.
BREAK
Notable gifts: 1000 piece puzzle of cats. Wine. Toastmaster binder.
Dinosaur that made dinosaur noise. (best wrapped gift of them all from
Dirk). Money bag and book about not needing money to live. (oh the
irony). The worse case scenario survival game. Thermos.
We did not have a grammarian but I have to share.
1. Ray - feels like a book, must be a book of dental jokes - all two of
them.
2. Robin to Jonathan - how scatological of you.
3. Katelynn - all the Ho's are gone. (there were a few gift wrapping
papers with Ho Ho Ho on them and by the time Katelynn went to pick her
gift, all the Ho's were gone.
There were 10 members and one guest. Kathy Barrett was an excellent
toastmaster with lights and decoration. The evening was great and how can
it not be great when there are gifts and food. It was another night where
you should've been there.
If you stop believing in Christmas, you will start receiving underwear as
gifts. This is two weeks in a row I've referenced underwear in my recap.
I wonder what that means? Until next week, I am your humble secretary.
Alan Wong
