09 November 2017 Moo G. Moon Education Center
Toastmaster: Susie K. Minskey
Theme: Politically Uncorrect.
Greeter: Luis Estrada
Inspiration: Jeff Stoll. Deadwood, toastmaster club inspired public
speaking. Abbreviated monkey story.
Time/Joker: Luis Estrada
Three guys die and go to heaven. A black man, a white man, and a Latino.
Gate keeper asks where are you going? We died and we want to get in. Gate
keeper says there only spot for one of them. So we play a table topics
game. Use the words Green, Pink, and Yellow in a sentence. Black man goes
first. I played tennis with a green ball. . . .. Gate keeper stops him
right there. Black men don't play tennis. What man says I played tennis
with a green ball in a pink shirt. Gate keeper says you don't wear pink.
Latino says. . . My phone rings and it goes. . Gring Green. and I PINK it
up and I says Yell-Low? Yell-Low? (and that's how I've been greeting
everyone today. Yellow? Can you hear me?)
Speaker #1. Pattie Apple. Do I have a hoarding disorder?
Know the difference between collecting and hoarding. Hoarding is
obsessively collecting things that are commonly thrown away. Why do people
hoard? Item is a significant reason to them. One day in the future, they
might neet it. They associate happy times with the item. Q and A
followed.
Speaker #2. Robin McIntosh. Shhhh. . your body's tring to speak.
First two minutes, just gestures. 1. Stance. 2. Movement - for the
audience. 3. Gestures - big, purposeful, avoid T rex arms. 4. Facial
Expressions - look like your having fun.. 5. Eye contact.
BREAK
Table Topics: Kathy Barrett
1. Katelynn Stoll: How do you apply the learning from this regret today?
A: Letting fear stop me.
2. Alan Wong: What would I chang if I go back in time? A: Prevent elbow
from hurting.
3. Luis Estrada: Celebrate the things I have in my life. A: Celebrate
everyday, don't wait for a specific event.
4. Jeff Stoll: How much control do you have over yourself? A: Irritated
with neither or or. Death of science to replace with Both and and. (yes
Jeff didn't really answer the question but it was so off, it was
brilliant).
5. Pattie Apple: Are you holding something you need to let go of, what is
stopping you? A: Household people.
6. Bill Farrand: If you can have one wish, what would it be? A: World
peace. If I had one wish, I would not waste it on crap like world peace.
Android body.
7. Susie K. Minskey: If you can start over, what would do differently?
A: Pay more atenntion to stoires.
8. Colette Smith: How would you describe yourself in five words? 1.
Short. 2. Level of enthusiam. 3. party in a shot glass.
9. Robin McIntosh: If karma coming back to you, would it help or hurt
you? A: Help me. Karma bank value is at zero.
General Evaluator: Katelynn Stoll:
Evaluator #1. Alan Wong.
Index finger from right hand. Glanced at notes. Language was clear and
concise. Pauses. Good questions to start off. Suggest personal stories
or someone that hoards.
Evaluator #2. Bill Farrand.
Great gestures. Too bad we don't have a gesture master today. I can't
belive I just said that. Suggest flip chart. Speech slow, stretched out
material. Luis was paid off. Very creative and entertaining.
Katelynn Stoll on Alan - Good breakdown with delivery, content, and
language. Suggest bettter transisitons.
Katelynn Stoll on Bill - Good prasie. Beware of recaplping the speech.
Great tabple topics questions. Inspiration from Jeff realted back to the
club. Luis on joke - only he could say it and get away with it.
Ah-Counter: Colete Smith. Um and double clutches. Favorite fillers - Ya
and But.
Ribbon Winners: Table Topics: Jefff Stoll
Best Evaluator: Bill Farrand
Best Speech: Robin Mcintosh.
There were Ten members and no guests. Great job to Susie Minskey for being
toastmasters and filling in the roles on short notice. Congratulations to
all the ribbon winners. Quote: I never lose. Eiether I win or I learn.
(lately, I've been learning a lot). And one more quote. Whoever snuk the
S in fast food was a clever little bastard. I figure if Jeff can go off
topic and win a ribbon, I can go off topic in my recap. Yes, it was
another great meeting where you should've been there. Until next week, I
am your humble secretary.
Alan Wong
