[lit-ideas] Re: Sunday Twofer

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:50:04 -0800

One

tipsy numb groundswell
what a good name that would be
or banana humbug or witherspoon query

broom brunhildadark
sings with transvestites
in weathered leather britches

among the seaweed
leith policepersons float
share offerings

up in the gods valhalla hairlonggourd
raises a toast of mead
to the best dressed furrier


Two


i [your name here], kith and kin to chin dimples
am come to rescue you from orks and maybe those elephants with several extra tusks performing to the best of my ability general and diverse enemy- slaughtering tasks

be welcome [your name here]
we have taken a liking to the fine lines of your script
pull up a pew why don't you
we have questions for our records
regarding previous history
ancestry
legal identity
drug allergies
health insurance carrier
arrows in your quiver
and your elfin chum's quite remarkable calling horn

David Ritchie,
Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------
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