His Majesty Mike writes: I quizzed all my
intelligence sources and they say they have no
idea. Could be coincidence, could be an
orchestrated publicity stunt, or a mixture of the
two, fact is they just don't know. "Well,
goddamnit," I said, "what good are you guys?!"
"Weapons of Mass Destruction," they whispered in
my ear. I looked over my shoulder, "Tell me
more", I said, but they just shook their heads,
"Too sensitive, even for you, Mr. Would-be
President."
Your Majesty, you obviously need new advisers.
Allow me, with all humility, to present myself as
an applicant in your service. I have completed
postgraduate media studies with both Baghdad Bob
and Professor Irwin Corey and have used George
Tenet's surname as a noun on more than one
occasion. If appointed I promise to subcontract a
thorough housecleaning of your office, and provide
you with information you need whether I have it or
not.
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