There was more pizza than we could finish so I asked the waitress for a doggy bag. Then, seeing crusts and thinking of the chickens, I added, "Or a chicken box." "How Portland," said J., who is visiting from L.A. The next morning I distributed most of the crusts to the assembled flock who, after a puzzled peck or two, decided that they were very much in favor of pizza. I took the last of it inside, walked through the kitchen and dropped two crusts in the dog's bowl, which sits outside the other door. While washing some pans, I then watched the chickens. They finished the pizza and set about scratching in the gravel. You could see they were thinking that pizza was easier. Suddenly Mimo had an idea, "Dog food!" They all set off towards the granite steps. "Dog food," they nodded as they climbed. In military theory the term "inside lines," describes the advantage of short routes to the outer edge of a defensive perimeter. Taking advantage, I opened the side door and pulled the dog's bowl in. I stood where I could watch what they would make of this disappearance. Rocky was the first to arrive with Appenzeller close on her shoulder. "It's gone!" "Gone?" echoed Cheddar, hardly believing. "Funny," said Mimo. "Not really," Pecornio was put out. "Here one day, gone the next?" "What could it mean?" With the authority of one who has discovered a food source, Rocky cogitated. After a while, she came to an answer, "Dog food," she said, "is migratory." Cheddar was appalled, "It's gone to Hawaii?" "Not," said Rocky, "necessarily." How history is remembered is a complex cultural problem which sometimes depends on who is doing the remembering, when and why. Sudden uncertainty in the food supply will shake a community, bringing cherished beliefs into question. I wasn't surprised therefore to learn that following the discovery of dog food migration, the flock divided into factions. Captain Mimo and Captain Rocky, each with a discovery to her name, each got a regular follower. Rocky led the DDF (Discovery of the Dog Food) party; Mimo, the MFC (Mimo Finds Compost). A third faction chose to regard the general embrace of freedom as more important than either discovery. The Day of Unlimited Freedom (DUF) party, consisted of Cheddar and, for sisterly solidarity purposes only, Wensleydale. (Wensleydale actually thought that solistices were far more important than explorers' discoveries, but for a while she kept this view to herself). It was not the DUF but instead the DDF that proved to be the dullest group, boring everyone silly with tales of how the original climb up the granite steps had opened up a new world. I'm told they were starting on this historic theme again, practically crowing, when Cheddar heard me emerge on the far side of the house. "Pizza," she shrieked, and took off. For a brief shining moment she led the running, but then, quite suddenly, she forgot whether she was running away from something or towards something and so, just to be on the safe side, she dived under a handy juniper. Though Mimo started from the back, being bigger and stronger and not averse to bullying others, she rounded the corner first and was set to gather yet another competitive laurel until she encountered the slipperiness of the steps. Granite steps are what is known in gardening circles as a Mistake, very dangerous when wet. Wanting to keep up with her leader, Appenzeller put in an extra burst of speed, skidded on the smooth surface, took off briefly and then bounced down the steps in the manner of one of aviation's early pioneers. Maybe her wake's turbulence, or some glancing collision, pushed Mimo into the bushes. The MFC's took the lead, momentum carrying them forward like flotsam on the explosion of water you get when a dam's sluice opens. With fuss and scattered feathers, they came skidding down. So disorienting was their erratic progress, however, that by the time they reached the bottom of the steps, they'd forgotten what their goal was. Thus, like the tortoise in the tale, Wensleydale, whose idea of hurrying is measured on a glacial scale, arrived at my feet first. "Nice weather for the time of year," she offered. "Is that a chrysanthemum?" "Pizza?" suggested Cheddar, hurrying up. "Houseplant." I said. "Is that like a spade?" Cheddar asked. "I'm hoping it might do better outside." "He's going to plant a spade," Cheddar explained as the others arrived. "Look," said Mimo, "peas." In my other hand I carried a bucket of scraps, which I now scattered. I went off to put the chrysanthemum in. When I returned Wensleydale was offering a thought. "Enough with the factions; we've got plenty food." "Whaaaat?" "Whaaaat?" "Concentrate," said the scruffy White one, "on finding peas." David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html