[lit-ideas] Re: Giving Thanksgiving
- From: Judith Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2010 10:03:33 +0000 (GMT)
Happy Thanksgiving.
Judy Evans, Cardiff
--- On Thu, 25/11/10, Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [lit-ideas] Giving Thanksgiving
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Thursday, 25 November, 2010, 2:44
I give thanks that I'm not a Muslim and have Lawrence Helm on my ass day and
night.
I give thanks that only my left hip joint is rotted out.
I give thanks that none of my teeth have abscessed yet.
I give thanks that God has forgotten about me and stopped calling for my tithe.
I give thanks that my body has mostly forgotten all about fucking.
I give thanks that I don't have to impress anyone, anywhere, at anytime.
I give thanks that we no longer have debtor prisons.
I give thanks that I'm a coward and did not volunteer for Vietnam.
I give thanks that Jesus was a drinker.
I give thanks that my computer has not crashed yet again.
I give thanks that you people out there are silly enough to read this.
I give thanks that the Indians haven't demanded their country back. Yet.
Happy Thanksgiving, all. You too, Lawrence.
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