Hi, Todd, You gave me my best laugh of the day! I had a similar experience. A few years ago, a student (an EE senior, no less) brought over a "broken" TV. It took about two minutes to figure out that the real problem was dead batteries in the remote. - Lynne -----Original Message----- From: si-list-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:si-list-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Todd Westerhoff (twesterh) Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:27 AM To: a.ingraham@xxxxxxxx; Signal Integrity Mailing List Subject: [SI-LIST] Re: What do you do? Okay ... now I can't help myself. Back when I graduated college, when people found out I was an EE, they would describe problems with their electronic appliances and ask for solutions. My favorite was the incident when someone spent 10 minutes describing their color TV, bow it did one thing at turn on, something else as it warmed up, and something different after it reached operating temperature. I got the full description, with details on audio quality and color shifts. After providing this very detailed explanation, the person asked "do you know what the problem might be?" "Yes", I said, "it's broken. Why don't you take it to a shop and get it fixed?" Todd ;-) Todd Westerhoff High Speed Design Group Manager Cisco Systems 1414 Massachusetts Ave Boxboro, MA 01719 email:twesterh@xxxxxxxxx ph: 978-936-2149 ____________________________________________ "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." =20 - Mark Twain -----Original Message----- From: si-list-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:si-list-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Andrew Ingraham Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2006 10:30 AM To: Signal Integrity Mailing List Subject: [SI-LIST] Re: What do you do? > Sorry to weigh-in so late, but I thought I would contribute on what to > tell the under 8 year-old crowd if you ever have to do "Career Day" at > school or if you happen to be talking to anyone from Oklahoma. > > I am a computer doctor...I make sick computers work. Dangerous statement, in my opinion. You'll get a dozen parents showing up at your door the next day with their computer problems. Probably none of them hardware related. I hope your OS and system related skills are good. Probably a lot safer to just say you help design computers so that they work right. If computers are your end-product. (Seems to be a common theme here. Is everyone in the SI community doing computer design??) Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe from si-list: si-list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field or to administer your membership from a web page, go to: //www.freelists.org/webpage/si-list For help: si-list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'help' in the Subject field List FAQ wiki page is located at: http://si-list.org/wiki/wiki.pl?Si-List_FAQ List technical documents are available at: http://www.si-list.org List archives are viewable at: //www.freelists.org/archives/si-list or at our remote archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/si-list/messages Old (prior to June 6, 2001) list archives are viewable at: http://www.qsl.net/wb6tpu ------------------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe from si-list: si-list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field or to administer your membership from a web page, go to: //www.freelists.org/webpage/si-list For help: si-list-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'help' in the Subject field List FAQ wiki page is located at: http://si-list.org/wiki/wiki.pl?Si-List_FAQ List technical documents are available at: http://www.si-list.org List archives are viewable at: //www.freelists.org/archives/si-list or at our remote archives: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/si-list/messages Old (prior to June 6, 2001) list archives are viewable at: http://www.qsl.net/wb6tpu