[guide.chat] joke

  • From: "Ela" <elagreen2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Matthew Compton" <matt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Trevor Groves" <trevorgroves123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide.chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Karen Nicholas" <home-starthighpeak@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 14 Aug 2010 10:21:17 +0100

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. 

The first man was an Engineer, 
The second man was an Accountant, 
The third man was a Chemist, and 
The fourth man was a Government Employee. 
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square", do your stuff. 

"T-square" pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and 
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.




Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.


But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and 
said, "Spreadsheet", do your stuff.


"Spreadsheet" went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies He 
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.


Everyone agreed that was good.


But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 
"Measure", do your stuff.


"Measure" got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 
ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling 
a drop into the glass.


Everyone agreed that was pretty good. 
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can 
your cat do?" 

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak", do your 
stuff. 

"CoffeeBreak" jumped to his feet....... 


Ate the cookies....... 

Drank the milk....... 

Shit on the paper....... 

Screwed the other three cats.........

Claimed he injured his back while doing so....... 

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........

Put in for Workers Compensation................and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave........... 

AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! 

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