[guide.chat] joke

  • From: "Ela" <elagreen2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Liz Greenhalgh" <monstermummy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Trevor Groves" <trevorgroves123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide.chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:20:50 +0100

The teacher gave the kids some sweets at school as a kind of test.  


The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: 

Red......................Cherry 
Yellow..................Lemon 
Green..................Lime 
Orange ...............Orange 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.  
None of the children could identify the taste. 

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may 
sometimes call your father.' 

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my 
God! They're arse-holes! 

The teacher had to leave the room! 

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