[guide.chat] joke

  A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem  While they 
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can 
have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , 
for £150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her 
shipped home.   
    
  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, 
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only £150?" 

  The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days 
later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."
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