Many thanks Ella,for these very good jokes ,it livens our morning up no end ,once again thanks . Keith ... -----Original Message----- From: Ela Sent On: 27/07/2010 09:20 Sent To :guide : Subject: joke The teacher gave the kids some sweets at school as a kind of test. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: Red......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!