[guide.chat] : joke

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:38:15 +0100


Many thanks Ella,for these very good jokes ,it livens our morning up no end 
,once again thanks .

Keith ...

-----Original Message-----
From: Ela
Sent On: 27/07/2010 09:20
Sent To :guide :
Subject:  joke

The teacher gave the kids some sweets at school as a kind of test.  
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: 

Red......................Cherry 
Yellow..................Lemon 
Green..................Lime 
Orange ...............Orange 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.  
None of the children could identify the taste. 

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may 
sometimes call your father.' 

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my 
God! They're arse-holes! 

The teacher had to leave the room! 

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