Fasten Your Seat Belt A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she is wearing a uniform she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by trying to identify the airline she flies for. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto. "We love to fly and it shows." The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France Motto. "Making the sky the best place on Earth." Again she just stares at him with a puzzled look on her face. Undeterred he tries again. This time he tries the Malaysian Airlines Motto. "Going beyond expectations." Nothing. Could it be British Airways then. he tries: "The World's favourite airline." The woman looks at him sternly and says: "what the fuck do you want?" "Ah," he says, "Ryan Air."