[guide.chat] joke

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  • Date: Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:44:50 -0000

    CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!' 
  
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work 
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs 
hurt, I no come work.' 
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow - I really 
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my 
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything 
better and I go to work. You try that.' 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you 
say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got 
nice house...' 

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