[guide.chat] joke

I think the subject of school food has been totally exhausted so taste this for 

There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin.
A Bandit called Rocky who's crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a club,
tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribband,
kidnapped a Trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi,
police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland 
Hobnobbing a Gingernut,
unfortunately they haven't got a crumb of evidence ,
the Jammie dodger got away with it.

I Will Survive

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