I think the subject of school food has been totally exhausted so taste this for size. There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin. A Bandit called Rocky who's crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribband, kidnapped a Trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi, police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing a Gingernut, unfortunately they haven't got a crumb of evidence , the Jammie dodger got away with it. I Will Survive