jokes speech impediments a huge hairy biker goes in to a gas station and asks where the bathroom is w-w-w-wh-where's -T-T-T the -j-j-j-jhon ? mutters the biker the man at the check-out says nothing the blker repeats the question w-w-w-wh-where's T-T-T-the j-j-j-jhon? the check-out man remains silent the biker tries again w-w-w-wh-where's T-T-T-the -G-G-god-d-d-damn-j-j-j-johon?he yells banging is fist on the counter the check-out man says nothing at all the biker is furious T-T-then I-l-l'll p-p-piss only-y-y your-G-god-d-d-damn p-p- pump ? he shouts and storms out another customer goes up to the check -out guy and says why didn't you tell him were the bathroom is? its only round the back I-I-I-mw-w-w-would h-h-h-have , replied the check-out guy B-B-B-but I d-d-d- didn't w-w-w- won't T-T-T-to G-G-get B-B-beaten U-U--up a man goes to a speech therapist ,I hea-hea-heard th-th-that you can he-he-help T-T-to cu-cu-cure St-St-St-stammering says the man the therapist replied the cure is very simple just sit down in this chair look in to my eyes and count slowly to ten the man does so and counts O-O-O-O-one T-T-T-T-two th-th-th-th-three F-F-F-four F-F-five S-six S-seven -eight nine ten hey that's incredible ? says the man I don't stammer any more . I said it was simple says the therapist so how much do I owe you doc? ask the man the bill comes to fore thousand dollars says the therapist the man replies wh-wh-what th-th-the fu-fu-fu- a man walks into a pub and goes up to the barman who's hunchback h-h-h-how mu-mu-mu-much is a B-B-B-B-beer?he asks six dollars a bottle ,replied the hunchback barman S-S-S-S-six d-d-d-d-dollars? says the man th-th-th-thats a-a-a-B-B-B-it St-St-St-steep h-h-oh-how mu- mu-much for a-a-a-a co-co-coke? four bucks . replied the barman j-j-j-j-jeez says the man th-th-th-that's p-p-p-pre pretty p-p-p-rices T-T-T-T-to-too how about a lemonade for too -fiffy?says the hunchback barman that's the cheapest drink ee've got o-o-o-ok-ok-okay replies the man b-b-b-b-but t-t-th-th- thath's r-r-r-real e-e-exp-pens-s-s-sive a-a-as w-w-well .so saying the man hands over to fiffy and the barman pours him a glass of lemonade b-b-bye t-t-the w-w-w-way says the man t-t-t-th-th-tha -thanks f-f-f-for n-n-n-no-not la-la-la-aughi -i-i-ing a-a-a-atm-my st-st-st-stutter don't mention it says barman thank you for not laughing at my hump back , a-a-a-a-hu-hu-hu-hump b-b-ba back ? says the man c-c-c-christ w-w-w-wi-wi-with ev-ev-everyth -th-th-thing e-e-e-eles b-b-being s-s-s-s-so hi-hi-high a-a-aaround h-h-h-h-he -here i r-r-reckoned th-th-th-that w-w-w-was y-y-y-your a-a-ass a midget with a speech impediment gose to buy a horse from a farmer the the farmer showes the midget the horse in question the midget says, can i see her mouf ? the farmer lifts up the midget so he can see examine the horse's mouth the midget them says can i see her eerth?the farmer lifts up the midget so he can look at the horse ears the midget then says can i see her ostwils? so the farmer lifts up migent so he can see the horse's nostrils then the miget says can i see her twat ? the farmer who is pretty sick and tired of the miget lifts up the little man and sticks his head up the horses rear end after a few seconds he pulls the migent free and puts him down the midget wipes goo off is face and says pewhaps i can wephrase the wequest can i fee her walk about a bit three irishmen are being treated by a speeck therapist for stuttering the therapist is a lady and she's a real looker with lots of curves in all the right places unfortunately she's not much progress with her patients so she decides to encourage with a reward system she tells them that she will have sex with the first man who can name the place of is birth with out suttering the first irishmam stands up and says b-b-belf-f-f-f-ast.the second irishman says d-d-d-d-dublin the the third irishman says london true to her word the therapist takes the man in to the next room and makes passionate love with him for the next hour eventually the irishman stumbles out of the room and collapses in to a chair the therapist also reappears fussing with her hare and buttoning her whight coat well thats was productive.she says now be fore we close today's session is there anything you would like to say ? the third irishman raises his hand and says d-d-d-d-derry . yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drounk driving he was he was given six months but police say its unlikely he'll finish is sentence jokes speech impediments a huge hairy biker goes in to a gas station and asks where the bathroom is w-w-w-wh-where's -T-T-T the -j-j-j-jhon ? mutters the biker the man at the check-out says nothing the blker repeats the question w-w-w-wh-where's T-T-T-the j-j-j-jhon? the check-out man remains silent the biker tries again w-w-w-wh-where's T-T-T-the -G-G-god-d-d-damn-j-j-j-johon?he yells banging is fist on the counter the check-out man says nothing at all the biker is furious T-T-then I-l-l'll p-p-piss only-y-y your-G-god-d-d-damn p-p- pump ? he shouts and storms out another customer goes up to the check -out guy and says why didn't you tell him were the bathroom is? its only round the back I-I-I-mw-w-w-would h-h-h-have , replied the check-out guy B-B-B-but I d-d-d- didn't w-w-w- won't T-T-T-to G-G-get B-B-beaten U-U--up a man goes to a speech therapist ,I hea-hea-heard th-th-that you can he-he-help T-T-to cu-cu-cure St-St-St-stammering says the man the therapist replied the cure is very simple just sit down in this chair look in to my eyes and count slowly to ten the man does so and counts O-O-O-O-one T-T-T-T-two th-th-th-th-three F-F-F-four F-F-five S-six S-seven -eight nine ten hey that's incredible ? says the man I don't stammer any more . I said it was simple says the therapist so how much do I owe you doc? ask the man the bill comes to fore thousand dollars says the therapist the man replies wh-wh-what th-th-the fu-fu-fu- a man walks into a pub and goes up to the barman who's hunchback h-h-h-how mu-mu-mu-much is a B-B-B-B-beer?he asks six dollars a bottle ,replied the hunchback barman S-S-S-S-six d-d-d-d-dollars? says the man th-th-th-thats a-a-a-B-B-B-it St-St-St-steep h-h-oh-how mu- mu-much for a-a-a-a co-co-coke? four bucks . replied the barman j-j-j-j-jeez says the man th-th-th-that's p-p-p-pre pretty p-p-p-rices T-T-T-T-to-too how about a lemonade for too -fiffy?says the hunchback barman that's the cheapest drink ee've got o-o-o-ok-ok-okay replies the man b-b-b-b-but t-t-th-th- thath's r-r-r-real e-e-exp-pens-s-s-sive a-a-as w-w-well .so saying the man hands over to fiffy and the barman pours him a glass of lemonade b-b-bye t-t-the w-w-w-way says the man t-t-t-th-th-tha -thanks f-f-f-for n-n-n-no-not la-la-la-aughi -i-i-ing a-a-a-atm-my st-st-st-stutter don't mention it says barman thank you for not laughing at my hump back , a-a-a-a-hu-hu-hu-hump b-b-ba back ? says the man c-c-c-christ w-w-w-wi-wi-with ev-ev-everyth -th-th-thing e-e-e-eles b-b-being s-s-s-s-so hi-hi-high a-a-aaround h-h-h-h-he -here i r-r-reckoned th-th-th-that w-w-w-was y-y-y-your a-a-ass a midget with a speech impediment gose to buy a horse from a farmer the the farmer showes the midget the horse in question the midget says, can i see her mouf ? the farmer lifts up the midget so he can see examine the horse's mouth the midget them says can i see her eerth?the farmer lifts up the midget so he can look at the horse ears the midget then says can i see her ostwils? so the farmer lifts up migent so he can see the horse's nostrils then the miget says can i see her twat ? the farmer who is pretty sick and tired of the miget lifts up the little man and sticks his head up the horses rear end after a few seconds he pulls the migent free and puts him down the midget wipes goo off is face and says pewhaps i can wephrase the wequest can i fee her walk about a bit three irishmen are being treated by a speeck therapist for stuttering the therapist is a lady and she's a real looker with lots of curves in all the right places unfortunately she's not much progress with her patients so she decides to encourage with a reward system she tells them that she will have sex with the first man who can name the place of is birth with out suttering the first irishmam stands up and says b-b-belf-f-f-f-ast.the second irishman says d-d-d-d-dublin the the third irishman says london true to her word the therapist takes the man in to the next room and makes passionate love with him for the next hour eventually the irishman stumbles out of the room and collapses in to a chair the therapist also reappears fussing with her hare and buttoning her whight coat well thats was productive.she says now be fore we close today's session is there anything you would like to say ? the third irishman raises his hand and says d-d-d-d-derry . yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drounk driving he was he was given six months but police say its unlikely he'll finish is sentence