[guide.chat] jokes

  • From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2012 13:34:53 -0000

jokes a man  gose to  is docters  asking  for viagra perscription but i'll need 
an exter big dose  explames the man  ive  got two young nymphomnaiacs spending 
a whole week at my place  later that week  the man comes   back asking  for 
some more paian  killers   whats the matter  ask the docter  have you stained  
your penis with all that fooling around ? no replied the man glumly its for my
 wrist    they never showed  up  

did you hear that the frist viagra  baby as been born ?it could up right a way

a man  gose  to the dentist  with a bad  tooth   after the exmination  the 
dentist  tells the man  he needs  some  seirous  root  canal  work 
the dentist  prepares   some aanesthetic   but the man telles him that he's 
allergic to it  
okay says the dentice   iwill give you some laughing  gas 
instead  sory  doc  says the man  but i am allergic  to laughing  gas  too 
the dentist   thinks  for a bit then  gives the man two pills and a glass  of 
water  what kind of anaestheitc  is that asks the man its not an anaesthetic   
replied the dentice  its viagra  ?
viagra  exclaims  the man  why the hell  are you giving for? 
does it work as some sort of painkiller ? no  says the docter it'll  still  
hurt  but now  you'll have something  to hang on to 

a man is picking up his viagra   prescription  at the chemist £10  for a 
prescription ? he wines that's  a disgraceeful  price .
 cheer  up  says is wife £20 a year isted  to bad 

 viagra claimed its  first victim  last week  a man overdosed on pills and is 
wife died of exhaustion 

 an old couple sitting at the breakfast  table the old man is peering a bottle 
of pills   aren't you ever going to try  those viagar   pills i got for  you?
 asks is elderly  wife the old man grimaces at is winkled   partner and drops 
the bottle in the bin  nope no
he grunts   no senes putting  lead in your pencil 
if there  is one  worth writing to              
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