jokes tom gose to is docter complaining ofimpotence after a examination the docter says i can rostore your sex drive but it'll requirs surgery i can do it in a series of operations over a month that will cost twelve thousand dollers ore i can do it in one operation right away that will cost thirty thousand dollers i suggest that you go home and discuss the options with your wife the next day tom rings up the docter and says we're going to have a new ketchen sex sprem donation i've tried to help chilless couples anonymous donations of my sparm however i'iv now been told i shuld really be doing this through a clinic not just straight through a letterbox london's first sperm bank was a total disaster the were only two potential donors one missed the tube and the other came on the bus sex viagra my docter refused to give me viagra he said it would be like putting a new flagpole on the condemned bilden a little old man gose in to the chemist's shop to buy some viagra i can have 12 tablets please ?# he says and can you cut them in to quarters for me the assistant says a quarter of a tablet won't be enough to give you a full erection you know thats all right says the old man i'm 96 years old i don't have much i don't have much use for an erection i just won't to make it stick out far enough that i don't pee over my shoes. did you hear about the man who took a course of iron tablets along with is viagra ? now no matter were he is penis aways points due north a man gets a prescription for viagar he goes home but finds is wife's out shopping so he calls her on the phone i've just took some viagra he says get home as soon as you can his wife gets in her car and starts making her way home but gets stuck in traffic an houre passes then a nother and the man starts to get frustrated he calls is docter for advice the docter replies well its a shame to waste a erection do you have a house keeper? maybe you can use it on her instead ?the man replied but i don't need viagra with the house keeper a man gets some sex pills from is docter with instructions to take only one a week the man igneores this advice and swollows the whole battol as soon as as soon as he gets home the next day the man's sun rings the docter wats up jimmy ? says the docter the boy wails doc you have got to come over grandma's dide of exhaustion mom's passed out sis has locked her self in the garage my butt's sore as hell and now dad stark naked up a tree shouting here kitty kitty when do the dirt devil and vigra have in common ? they borth put the power of anupright in the palm of your hand