[triadtechtalk] OT Friday
- From: Armando Barreiro <avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:54:39 -0400 (GMT-04:00)
A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him, and as he
sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich.
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be £6.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for
payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a
hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This
becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a
steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.
A short t ime later the waitress comes w ith the order and says, "That will be
£12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it
on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out
of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a litre of milk or Rolls Royce, the exact money is
always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's
with the ostrich?"
The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs
who agrees with everything.
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