[triadtechtalk] OT Friday
- From: DBCfour@xxxxxxx
- To: <triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 11:46:41 EST
Who Knew? LOL
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti
especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta
swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue
twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly
that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by
700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section
1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it
illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their
vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of the
people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier
faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their
buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted
insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales. Cat's urine glows under a black-light. Like
fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Donna :-)
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