[triadtechtalk] OT Friday

  • From: Armando Barreiro <avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 01:28:15 -0500 (GMT-05:00)

Got this 1 from my friend Rebecca:

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail, only to 
find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can 
remember what they did the night before. 

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she 
has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the 
almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw 
the switch and nothing happens. 

They all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness, and release 
her. 

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from 
the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene 
on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. 

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and 
release her. 

The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University 
of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical 
Engineering and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if 
you don't plug this thing in." 

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