[triadtechtalk] OT Friday

Shyster Joke

   A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of 
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a truck 
came along too close to the curb and tore off the driver's door.
   Fortunately, a cop in a squad car was close enough to see the accident and 
pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing.  But, before the cop had a 
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about 
how his Porsche, which he had just picked up that day before, was now ruined 
and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it 
new again.
   After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in 
disgust and disbelief.  "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are, he 
said.  "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most 
important things in life."
   "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
   The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?  It 
got ripped off when the truck hit you!"
   "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer, "MY ROLEX!"

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