[triadtechtalk] OT Friday

  • From: "Juanita Kimble" <jkimble@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 15 Aug 2003 14:03:54 -0500








  Subject: FW: MAN,S SIDE


  You will appreciate this, no doubt!!
    > Subject: man's side of the story
    >
    > Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good.
    >
    > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules 
from the male side. These are
our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1"  ON PURPOSE!
    >
    > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it 
down. We need it up, you need it
down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    >
    > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. 
Let it be.
    >
    > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it 
that way.
    >
    > 1. Crying is blackmail.
    >
    > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:  Subtle hints do 
not work! Strong hints do not
work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
    >
    > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    >
    > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's 
what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
    >
    > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    >
    > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, 
all comments become null and
void after 7 days.
    >
    > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us 
to act like soap opera guys.
    >
    > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
    >
    > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways 
makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
    >
    > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. 
Not both. If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    >
    > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during 
commercials.
    >
    > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
    >
    > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, 
for example, is a fruit, not a
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    >
    > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    >
    > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like 
nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    >
    > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer 
you don't want to hear.
    >
    > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is 
fine...Really.
    >
    > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to 
discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
    >
    > 1. You have enough clothes.
    >
    > 1. You have too many shoes.
    >
    > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
    >
    > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch 
tonight, but did you know men
really don't mind that, it's like camping.
    >
    > Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
    >
    > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!
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