the jejune jesuit: "So why didn't the speaker say simply, "Please close the door which is ajar." But then, isn't that implicaturely otiose? For why would someone ask another someone to close a closed door? Why? you ask. [pulls on Rumsfeld Hallowe'en mask - hey, it's devilish costume, not like I dressed up as a woman or anything] There are doors which are closed. There are doors which are open. There are doors which are close to being closed, there are those that are a jar [sic] and there are doors whose open-ness is unknown. meekly contributing, p