[lit-ideas] Re: A Rant You Can Embellish
- From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 19 May 2008 12:02:01 -0500
"Chasubles with NASCAR stickers"
This would not be necessary if people would tithe. Parishioners have only
themselves to blame.
"Orthodox safe crackers."
Is this an anti-Southern joke?
Mike Geary
Memphis
----- Original Message -----
From: "Eric Yost" <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, May 19, 2008 1:18 AM
Subject: [lit-ideas] A Rant You Can Embellish
Here are just a few concerns fit for complaint. Add items if you wish,
unless this sort of abecedarian whining is one of the things you might
complain about ... not that anyone would blame you. It's all rubbish
anyway ....
Aggiornamento who advance false ideas about Grand Rapids
Aureoles
Auto-da-fes
Beadles, especially hunchback beadles with skullcaps
Bearing monograms on the back on one’s head
Bema and things that seem like bema
Bulk mail, verbal butlery, and bull collecting
Cartulary cephalophores on Rollerblades
Ceremonial washing of noses
Cheviots not on the east end of a location
Clergymen moonlighting as gravediggers
“Coagulum” as a word
Concordats via cruel vessels
Diaries bearing gods or curses in them
Epiclesis
Fashion laws
Fleches or florilegium read to ocarinas
Girdles or girdle-like structures
Government cheese
Hagioscopically shy females with St. Vitus dance
Hotheads arguing, “iconostasis?” or “homolegomena?
"Kafkaesque" as a word
Nietzsche coffee cups
Passalorynchites gossiping
Peddlers of tracts and books on sempiternity
Periscope kaleidoscopes
Raising money for parakeets
Resisting a long, long rest
Some other guy's belt arriving with the laundry
Water-or-ice argument for whiskey
Zorro
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