[lit-ideas] A Rant You Can Embellish

  • From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 19 May 2008 02:18:59 -0400

Here are just a few concerns fit for complaint. Add items if you wish, unless this sort of abecedarian whining is one of the things you might complain about ... not that anyone would blame you. It's all rubbish anyway ....



Aggiornamento who advance false ideas about Grand Rapids
Aureoles
Auto-da-fes

Beadles, especially hunchback beadles with skullcaps
Bearing monograms on the back on one’s head
Bema and things that seem like bema
Bulk mail, verbal butlery, and bull collecting

Cartulary cephalophores on Rollerblades
Ceremonial washing of noses
Chasubles with NASCAR stickers
Cheviots not on the east end of a location
Clergymen moonlighting as gravediggers
“Coagulum” as a word
Concordats via cruel vessels

Diaries bearing gods or curses in them

Epiclesis

Fashion laws
Fleches or florilegium read to ocarinas

Girdles or girdle-like structures
Government cheese

Hagioscopically shy females with St. Vitus dance
Hotheads arguing, “iconostasis?” or “homolegomena?

"Kafkaesque" as a word

Nietzsche coffee cups

Orthodox safe crackers

Passalorynchites gossiping
Peddlers of tracts and books on sempiternity
Periscope kaleidoscopes

Raising money for parakeets
Resisting a long, long rest

Some other guy's belt arriving with the laundry

Water-or-ice argument for whiskey

Zorro




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