You fall for that one every time don’t you? Heehee. bones bones@xxxxxxx http://woodair.net From: jhb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:jhb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook Sent: 29 April 2012 17:09 To: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [jhb] Re: New Pilot Indeed they are, Mr Lucas. Good job I packed my rolled up trouser legs, wellies and knotted handkerchief. Remind me to tell Algy that he owes me a new iPad after I broke the screen trying to squash that d*mn bug ... ;-) MikeB Sent from my iPad On 28 Apr 2012, at 20:57, "Mike Lucas" <mhlucas@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: What?? Who? Did someone mention my name? If ' ... a decent country ... near Prestwick .. ' means Scotland then you are doubly welcome, John Hill 2. MikeB - are the streets still flooded in Venice? :-) Mike L (the other one) JHB010 Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device _____ From: Mike Brook <mike.brook@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sender: jhb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:19:39 +0200 To: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> ReplyTo: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [jhb] Re: New Pilot Welcome new John Hill! Greetings from sunny Venice & hope that you survive the initiation rites. MikeB JHB193 P.s. bones, THIS Mike is awake (I can't speak for t'other ...) Sent from my iPad On 28 Apr 2012, at 14:37, "Fossil" <fossil@xxxxxxx> wrote: Gentlemen, May I have your attention please. Hmmm. Can someone wake Mike up? Ah, good. Gentlemen, may I introduce a new pilot to JHB to you all. I scoured the countryside for a first rate chap and at great cost managed to secure the services of John Hill to the airline. Yes, not that John Hill, a new John Hill. Yes, that means we will have two John Hills flying with us. No, don’t worry about the name tags – I’ll sort it out.. John lives in a decent country, quite near Prestwick. He isn’t new to FS but is new to IVAO so can you all behave and not tease him to much with answers to any questions he may have. John flies the IFly 737NG which I believe is a familiar machine to some here. I hope you can show John the ropes and where to hang the hat I gave him. I know the badge is green right now but a bit of polish should reveal some semblance of copper, sorry, gold underneath. John, welcome on board. Normal rules apply. First to a seat gets it, the dog that lies in the corner and stinks is NOT dead. If a pilot doesn’t move in his chair for two days kick him to check for signs of life. Don’t lend anyone money excepting me of course. I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine.. bones bones@xxxxxxx http://woodair.net