[jhb] Re: New Pilot

  • From: "Fossil" <fossil@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:35:22 -0000

Ahh..  That rule has changed Frank..  It should now read:

 

No alcohol 24 hours before flying or the alcohol will be impounded.

 

It has proved a lot more effective.

 

bones

 

bones@xxxxxxx

http://woodair.net

 

From: jhb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:jhb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Frank Fisher
Sent: 28 April 2012 14:04
To: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [jhb] Re: New Pilot

 

Welcome to JHB John Hill Mk2

Everything that could be said has been said,

Just a reminder, no alcohol 24 hours before flying or you will impounded.
Watch out for Fred, he is known to try and fly without a plane, once he get
to Islay.

 

Frank F JHB 188 (not to be confused with Frank T)

----- Original Message ----- 

From: Fossil <mailto:fossil@xxxxxxx>  

To: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 

Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2012 1:37 PM

Subject: [jhb] New Pilot

 

Gentlemen,

 

May I have your attention please. 

Hmmm. 

Can someone wake Mike up?

 

Ah, good.

 

Gentlemen, may I introduce  a new pilot to JHB to you all. I scoured the
countryside for a first rate chap and at great cost managed to secure the
services of John Hill to the airline.

 

Yes, not that John Hill, a new John Hill. 

Yes, that means we will have two John Hills flying with us.

No, don't worry about the name tags - I'll sort it out..

 

John lives in a decent country, quite near Prestwick. He isn't new to FS but
is new to IVAO so can you all behave and not tease him to much with answers
to any questions he may have. John flies the IFly 737NG which I believe is a
familiar machine to some here.

 

I hope you can show John the ropes and where to hang the hat I gave him. I
know the badge is green right now but a bit of polish should reveal some
semblance of copper, sorry, gold underneath. 

 

John, welcome on board. Normal rules apply. First to a seat gets it, the dog
that lies in the corner and stinks is NOT dead. If a pilot doesn't move in
his chair for two days kick him to check for signs of life. Don't lend
anyone money excepting me of course.

 

I'm sure you'll fit in just fine..

 

bones

 

bones@xxxxxxx

http://woodair.net

 

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