[jhb] New Pilot

  • From: "Fossil" <fossil@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:37:22 -0000

Gentlemen,

 

May I have your attention please. 

Hmmm. 

Can someone wake Mike up?

 

Ah, good.

 

Gentlemen, may I introduce  a new pilot to JHB to you all. I scoured the
countryside for a first rate chap and at great cost managed to secure the
services of John Hill to the airline.

 

Yes, not that John Hill, a new John Hill. 

Yes, that means we will have two John Hills flying with us.

No, don't worry about the name tags - I'll sort it out..

 

John lives in a decent country, quite near Prestwick. He isn't new to FS but
is new to IVAO so can you all behave and not tease him to much with answers
to any questions he may have. John flies the IFly 737NG which I believe is a
familiar machine to some here.

 

I hope you can show John the ropes and where to hang the hat I gave him. I
know the badge is green right now but a bit of polish should reveal some
semblance of copper, sorry, gold underneath. 

 

John, welcome on board. Normal rules apply. First to a seat gets it, the dog
that lies in the corner and stinks is NOT dead. If a pilot doesn't move in
his chair for two days kick him to check for signs of life. Don't lend
anyone money excepting me of course.

 

I'm sure you'll fit in just fine..

 

bones

 

bones@xxxxxxx

http://woodair.net

 

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