atw: Re: LinkedIn endorsements

  • From: "Michelle Hallett" <michelle@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 1 Jun 2013 13:44:15 +1000

I get a lot of interest in my skills from recruitment agencies so I’m inclined 
to keep my LinkedIn profile. I’m not a very good networker so it I find it 
useful.

 

Michelle

 

 

From: austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
[mailto:austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Rafael Manory
Sent: Saturday, 1 June 2013 12:25 PM
To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: atw: Re: LinkedIn endorsements

 

What I don't understand is where Linked it is taking the items for endorsement 
from. They must be written somewhere in the respective profile...

 

I do share the views expressed here  re endorsements in general and Linkedin in 
particular but I think that closing the account would not stop the harassment 
because most Linkedin messages are generated because people allow their 
application to search individual mailing lists. So if you are on the mailing 
list of someone who joins Linkedin you are likely to recieve a message to   
either join Linkedin or login again because your acquiantance is now a member...

 

Rafael

----- Original Message ----- 

From: Howard Silcock <mailto:howard.silcock@xxxxxxxxx>  

To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 

Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:40 AM

Subject: atw: Re: LinkedIn endorsements

 

I was about to send a post suggesting that Geoffrey and I were in danger of 
becoming the grumpy old men of this list for our views on LinkedIn endorsements 
when I saw to my relief that others had similar views! I have posted to this 
list before about this subject, suggesting that it makes little sense to 
endorse someone for something unless you (a) are familiar with their work - 
that is, have actually read documents they've produced or seen other products 
of their labours - and (b) have some expertise in the subject yourself. This 
makes me more churlish than Geoffrey, because it implicitly casts doubt on some 
of the endorsements I've received for skills I do have, as well as obviously 
implying that endorsing for skills I don't have is just ridiculous. But 
Michelle's description of what the process actually involves is very 
interesting.  

 

Howard

On 1 June 2013 10:44, Bill Parker <bill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

And just to show how silly this whole bloody Linkedin thing is I have put in my 
profile "Morris Dancing" ( because I do).  I completed that and then found 
myself ( no idea how) with pages and pages of people with similar interests.  
What?  Morris dancing?  How can that be?   

Bill

 

On 01/06/2013, at 6:18 AM, Geoffrey wrote:

 

Hello austechies

 

To the many of you who have endorsed me for skills I do have, thank you. To 
those who have endorsed me for skills I do not have, what on earth were you 
thinking? Are you deliberately trying to frame in the minds of  others an image 
of me that I am not?  Folks, I am not a copy-writer, I have never been a 
copy-writer, and don’t want in any way to be associated with the pernicious 
black-art of copy-writing (with its screaming intensifications and its implicit 
belittlements that border on psycho-abuse: “you have not truly lived unless you 
have experienced the exhilaration and the sensual  styling of the all newHowdie 
V12”, “ Go on, be a real mum and  give them Caries Flakes for breakfast and” … 
you get my drift). So why are some you endorsing my non-existent  copy-writing 
skills? A miasma of deception commingling with defamation is nettling my 
nostrils.

 

And why are some of you endorsing my software development skills? Crikey,  I 
wouldn’t know a class statement if it reared up at me in bloody revolution. And 
the last time I executed a branch, it fell smashingly on the neighbour’s fence. 
Stop it, stop it, stop it. Resist the temptation to endorse the  dim-witted 
guesses of that cog-slipping, Watts-driven perpetuator of misinformation, that 
generator of  self-aggrandisement, called LinkedIn. (Someone admitted the other 
day, to a table of lunching professionals who had met through LinkedIn, that 
she had touched up her LinkedIn photograph to make her look younger. I’m glad 
she was frank, because many of us had been wondering when the other [name 
withheld] was going to turn up.)

 

If anyone needs reminding of just how dumb and misleading software can be, turn 
on your Microsoft Word’s grammar checker. The absurdity of the recommendations 
of the world’s reputedly smartest programmers  might  just  inspire you to turn 
off a lot of other software that clogs up our lives with pretend knowledge 
while pick-pocketing our  privacy along the way.

 

In a word: stop misrepresenting others through thoughtless endorsements. It 
sours morally no less than a deliberate lie. As does photo-shopping a glamour 
you may once have thought you had.

 

In a world of lies, thank the gods for  Mr Curly and his  duck.

 

Geoffrey Marnell

Principal Consultant

Abelard Consulting Pty Ltd

P: 03 9596 3456

M: 0419 574 668

F: 03 9596 3625

W:  <http://www.abelard.com.au/> www.abelard.com.au

 

 

 

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