[audio-pals] Official Diagnosis

  • From: "Josh" <lawdog911@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <audio-pals@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 08:09:01 -0500

Well, last night was my Little Man's Christmas program at school, but my dad
and mom took him while my wife and I went to the clinic so I could be seen.
We decided that a trip to the clinic was in order when my wife took my
temperature on the forehead and got a reading of 106.5 degrees farenheit.
She took it again using an oral thermometer and got a temperature of 101.5.
She said we were def. going to the doctor. Well, after along wait in the
waiting room wearing a mask on my face I was seen. The first thing the nurse
did of course was vitals and then swabbed my nose for the flu test. The flu
is what I have ladies and gents. The temperature at the doctor's office was
101.3. They took my temp using an ear thermometer. So, the doctor, she said
I should keep using my home remedy stuff. She prescribed me a cough
suppressant and Tamma Flu. Before anyone asks, I did get the flu vaccine
this year. Unfortunately, the doctor said, the vaccine was for a different
strain of the flu that is hitting everyone this year. I am not sure which
strain they vaccinated for, but I do know that I have strain A. She said
that I can expect to be contagious for at least another 3 days. So, I am
quarantined in the bedroom.   

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