[pure-silver] Re: photography teachers top 3

  • From: "Stein" <rstein@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pure-silver@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 5 May 2007 08:49:40 +0800

Dear Shannon,

I predict a great future for you in Art Photography. You have mastered the language and can sell anything that you produce. Your next smart move will be to reduce capital and consumable costs to the lowest figure possible consistent with staying out of gaol and then raise the selling price to the maximum. You can judge this by increasing the sticker price by $ 500 increments each time you exhibit a print for sale. Go up the the point where the buyer blenches and loses control of a major muscle group and then back it off by $ 100.

Remember that everything is now archival, provided you are the one keeping the archive. This is akin to the practices that Hifi manufacturers used to employ in the 1970's when it was a race to see who had the most output power. Ever higher figures were quoted in ever larger type with ever smaller qualifying statements at the bottom of the ads. Formulae for calculating outputs available from tiny power supplies were imported from famous scientists in the Maldives and up the Orinoco. When one sought those scientists for confirmation of their measured results they had just been taken by a crocodile or were being thrown into the local volcano for Lent. Learn to obscure the science.....

Also remember that nothing says quality like a good framing job and nothing frames better than cardboard, Saran Wrap, and duct tape.

Uncle Dick

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