YOU STAY OUT OF IT! OR I'LL TELL YOUR WIFE YOU'RE GAY! -----Original Message----- From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Eric Woodall Sent: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 3:50 PM To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT AMEN chuck wrote: > I got the bus fair and square except for the crooked brother inlaw > that kept telling me what a great piece of s--t the rusted out hulk > was.Besides the pyscoblooie crowd thought that the afore mentioned > B-in law more than got his moneys worth.It barely ran.The brakes > ,trans, steering, engine and everything else required extensive > repair,including the electrical system.I think I was the one that got > bent over.SOOOOO. I think I have put so much time and money in it, > I'll just keep it. > Never trust your inlaws trying to make a quick buck on a piece of Sh-t. > oleblue > > ----- Original Message ----- > *From:* Denis Dodson <mailto:coocoo@xxxxxxx> > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > *Sent:* Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:28 PM > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > There is no old Thai lady, just me with my pockets turned out. You > guys can all make fun, but this has deeply damaged my belief in my > common man/brother-in-law. And you know what they say about > brothers in law? All true. > > > > > > > > . > > > > *From:* tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] *On Behalf Of *ATX BUS > *Sent:* Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:25 PM > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > > > Due to this incident I was briefly entered into the witness > protection program. Once they found out I was a dentist, they > said that I did not deserve their protection and kicked me out. I > am now living scared. I figured Chuck and his sand wedge were > going to take me out on the golf course in Belton. Thankfully god > intervened and the weather prevent my untimely death. > > I know Dennis could use the money for his chigger farm, but I have > to agree that the money should go to the little old Thai lady in > the bushes. > > > > Jeff > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > *From:* w.wood <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > *Sent:* Tue, November 3, 2009 11:44:13 AM > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > I think the religion line was breached long ago. Regrettably > there's also the saying: "finders keepers, losers weepers" somehow > plays into this. I'm not sure however who should and shouldn't be > on either side of that statement. I have Sammie now telling me > of witnesses who didn't see anything, very dubious indeed but > something I'd expect from an economist. I never trust any of the > social sciences in that respect. Science will ruin us all one > day, damn it! ;-) > > I think that all parties in this conflict should seek reasonable > settlement of this dispute, over a beer. That way the story can > become more along the lines of "the one that got away" instead of > "sour grapes." Frankly every time the word "bus" and "blue" come > into play Chuck somehow becomes this emasculated individual who > somehow in the dead of night acquired a rust bucket from a little > old lady and told her it was scrap. It's like Batman in reverse > with fireworks. Jeff is now, in the meantime, in the bushes > during this incident presumably looking for a girl from Thailand. > Or was that New Orleans? Jeff where were you during Hurricane > Katrina? > > While a few may claim "dibs" on this scrap heap, I think that > the little old lady who was lied to and told that this was scrap > should be the ultimate beneficiary of any financial settlements > between the parties. Let your conscious be your guide. > > If you would like to be the purveyor of a truly collectible item > of bus nostalgia I point you to the Samba Classifieds where you > can partake of any number of blue busses that will allow you to > have literally 1000s of people laying claim to their history and > pedigree. It's an interesting phenomena, the VW, for something > that was so cheap and disposable it now appears that everybody on > earth can tell you what you should or shouldn't do with them. > > > > > > On Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 12:25 PM, Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx > <mailto:coocoo@xxxxxxx>> wrote: > > There was no payola, I was bent over a table and hoodwinked. > Robbed. After the facts were known, there was no adjustment. Screwed. > > > > Now, Jeff just flat out stole the bus that Chuck was driving to > buy. That led to me being way too easily robbed in sympathy to > Chuck. I think Jeff owes Chuck money that should come to me with a > little more, just so God doesn’t punish both of them in the Great > Hereafter. > > > > Wait, was that religion? > > > > > > > > *From:* tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > <mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>] *On Behalf Of *w.wood > *Sent:* Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:18 AM > > > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > > > Sorry, those statements are in conflict. What we want to know now > is how much payola was involved.. > > On Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 9:43 AM, sammie smith > <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > <mailto:bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote: > > He's got witnesses and no one saw him do it. > > > > --- On *Tue, 11/3/09, Will /<evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx > <mailto:evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>>/* wrote: > > > From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx > <mailto:evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>> > Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>" > <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> > > Date: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 7:51 AM > > > > I think we need a deposition on this. > > -- Sent from my Palm Pre > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > chuck wrote: > > ? > > I didn't steat no stinkn bus! > > oleblue > > ----- Original Message ----- > > *From:* Denis Dodson > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=coocoo@xxxxxxx> > > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > <http://us.mc833.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > > *Sent:* Monday, November 02, 2009 9:49 PM > > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > > > It’s not that it is an offense, John. We break rules here > all the time. But we, and you now as well, all have real > passions for all kinds of stuff. I can name several right > winger gun nuts here and as many flat out anarchists. > Libertarians and Yippies, and cross dressers. We have > vegetarians and bow hunters, and people who drive Bay > Window busses. I KNOW, who’d believe it? > > > > If we start waving our flags we won’t be friends anymore. So, > this is a place where we call each other names because we > lowered a bus or stole one from another member (it happens). > If you broke down within a hundred miles of me I’ll probably > bring the trailer and get you out, but not if you tell me who > you vote for. > > > > I am speaking for myself, but I think most of us agree a > little. Anybody? > > > > Welcome Newby. > > > > > > *From:* tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > <mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > <mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>] *On Behalf Of *John Barry > *Sent:* Monday, November 02, 2009 9:30 PM > *To:* tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > *Subject:* [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > > > > Blame the newbie, sorry. John > > --- On *Mon, 11/2/09, Will /<evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx > <mailto:evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>>/* wrote: > > > From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx > <mailto:evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>> > Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT > To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>" > <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> > Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 6:43 PM > > Aren't we supposed to keep this off the list? > > -- Sent from my Palm Pre > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > John Barry wrote: > > : FLORIDA COURT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *You must read this.......a proper decision by the** > **courts...... ...for a change.* > > FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY > > > In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming > Easter and Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a > discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances > of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that > atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought > before a judge. After listening to the passionate > presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel > declaring,"Case dismissed!" > > The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, "Your > honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The > Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have > Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other > atheists have no such holidays." > > The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. > Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." > > The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special > observance or holiday for atheists." > > The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools > Day. Psalm 14:1 states, “The fool says in his heart, there is > no God.” Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your > client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, > April 1st is his day.” Court is adjourned. > > *You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture! * > > /This is too good not to forward./ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________ NOD32 4563 (20091101) Information __________ > > This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. > http://www.eset. com <http://www.eset.com/> > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com <http://www.avg.com> > Version: 8.5.423 / Virus Database: 270.14.43/2474 - Release > Date: 11/01/09 07:38:00 > > __._,_.___ > > Messages in this topic > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/message/19760;_ylc=X3oDMTM3Nzk3MHN2BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARtc2dJZAMxOTc2MARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawN2dHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzgEdHBjSWQDMTk3NjA->(*1*) > *Reply *(via web post) > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJyMHBlaTB1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARtc2dJZAMxOTc2MARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNycGx5BHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzg-?act=reply&messageNum=19760>| > *Start a new topic * > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJmdmlzc3RjBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzg-> > > Messages > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/messages;_ylc=X3oDMTJmMHNuOHEzBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtc2dzBHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzg-> > | Files > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/files;_ylc=X3oDMTJndGxwMDA4BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNmaWxlcwRzdGltZQMxMjU3MTQxMTM4> > | Photos > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/photos;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZW1rYzcxBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNwaG90BHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzg-> > | Links > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/links;_ylc=X3oDMTJnbnAwbWEyBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNsaW5rcwRzdGltZQMxMjU3MTQxMTM4> > | Database > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/database;_ylc=X3oDMTJkMHNidjV1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNkYgRzdGltZQMxMjU3MTQxMTM4> > | Polls > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/polls;_ylc=X3oDMTJnbTUyMDVkBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNwb2xscwRzdGltZQMxMjU3MTQxMTM4> > | Members > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/members;_ylc=X3oDMTJmZGlwaHVrBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtYnJzBHN0aW1lAzEyNTcxNDExMzg-> > | Calendar > > <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vwtrikes/calendar;_ylc=X3oDMTJlbTZlNHA5BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzIwMDAyNDk1BGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTA2NTA5OARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNjYWwEc3RpbWUDMTI1NzE0MTEzOA--> > > > MARKETPLACE > > *Mom Power: Discover the community of moms doing more for > their families, for the world and for each other > > <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=14krtpeda/M=493064.12016295.13271503.10835568/D=groups/S=1705065098:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1257148338/L=/B=VbZ9GkPDhEg-/J=1257141138177554/K=fWEKdK.fi26KzZvFMh3Edg/A=5697381/R=0/SIG=11eaa5dke/*http:/groups.yahoo.com/group/mompowergroup/> > * > > > > > -- > My Email Moniker > http://www.findinternettv.com/Video,item,1570570433.aspx > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com <http://www.avg.com> > > Version: 8.5.424 / Virus Database: 270.14.40/2471 - Release Date: > 11/03/09 07:36:00 > > > > > -- > My Email Moniker > http://www.findinternettv.com/Video,item,1570570433.aspx > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.5.424 / Virus Database: 270.14.40/2471 - Release Date: > 11/03/09 07:36:00 > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.5.424 / Virus Database: 270.14.47/2478 - Release Date: > 11/03/09 07:36:00 > No virus found in this incoming message. 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