[tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
- From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 2 Nov 2009 17:38:50 -0800 (PST)
Wunder if'n the judge is one? OOps, DANG...THATS why religion and polics cause
hard feelin's!
Back to the subject at hand...my bus is runnin' FINE...I just can't drive it
for too long...
--- On Mon, 11/2/09, sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 7:31 PM
Maybe the fool drove a bus to court. I know a lot of fools who drive busses.
--- On Mon, 11/2/09, Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 6:43
Aren't we supposed to keep this off the list?
-- Sent from my Palm Pre
John Barry wrote:
: FLORIDA COURT
You must read this.......a proper decision by the courts...... ...for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover
days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians,
Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair
that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged
his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, "Your honour, how can you
possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other
atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1
states, “The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, it is the opinion
of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day.” Court is adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
This is too good not to forward.
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