[tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
- From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 3 Nov 2009 06:43:36 -0800 (PST)
He's got witnesses and no one saw him do it.
--- On Tue, 11/3/09, Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 7:51 AM
I think we need a deposition on this.
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chuck wrote:
I didn't steat no stinkn bus!
oleblue
----- Original Message -----
From: Denis Dodson
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 9:49 PM
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
It’s not that it is an offense, John. We break rules here all the time. But we,
and you now as well, all have real passions for all kinds of stuff. I can name
several right winger gun nuts here and as many flat out anarchists.
Libertarians and Yippies, and cross dressers. We have vegetarians and bow
hunters, and people who drive Bay Window busses. I KNOW, who’d believe it?
If we start waving our flags we won’t be friends anymore. So, this is a place
where we call each other names because we lowered a bus or stole one from
another member (it happens). If you broke down within a hundred miles of me
I’ll probably bring the trailer and get you out, but not if you tell me who you
vote for.
I am speaking for myself, but I think most of us agree a little. Anybody?
Welcome Newby.
From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
John Barry
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 9:30 PM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
Blame the newbie, sorry. John
--- On Mon, 11/2/09, Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 6:43 PM
Aren't we supposed to keep this off the list?
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John Barry wrote:
: FLORIDA COURT
You must read this.......a proper decision by the courts...... ...for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover
days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians,
Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair
that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged
his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, "Your honour, how can you
possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other
atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1
states, “The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, it is the opinion
of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day.” Court is adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
This is too good not to forward.
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