[tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
- From: "Alma Jo Barrera" <patchmongrel1@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 2 Nov 2009 19:49:35 -0600
The Judge must have been a woman. Only women have cajones like that... and can
think that quick.
Alma Jo
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From: Will
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 7:46 PM
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
Presuming he did it must have been a vanagon.
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sammie smith wrote:
Maybe the fool drove a bus to court. I know a lot of fools who drive
busses.
--- On Mon, 11/2/09, Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 6:43
Aren't we supposed to keep this off the list?
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John Barry wrote:
: FLORIDA COURT
You must read this.......a proper decision by
the courts...... ...for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against
the upcoming Easter and Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a
discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy
days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case
dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the
ruling, "Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and
Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,
"But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of
any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is
April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, “The fool says in his heart, there is no
God.” Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is
no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.” Court is
adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his
scripture!
This is too good not to forward.
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