[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Looking for love in all the wrong places.....

  • From: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:17:10 EDT

This is taking Kosher to a new extreme!  
 
 
In a message dated 8/25/2008 7:31:42 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,  
ELG440@xxxxxxx writes:
As  someone who has done over 2,000 divorces, the key to this relationship   
is 
a pre-nup.  Get the agreement in writing as to who owns what when  they  get 
married, it will make for a more controlled divorce.  

Pay in advance to the lawyer, you can save a few bucks when the  time  comes.

Be sure to buy two of everything. Buy two houses, two  cars, two sets of  
dishes, and two televisions. It will make it  easier to divide.

Get two copies of all photographs, and buy two beds,  two stoves, and two  
washers.  Make sure you have two bottles of  shampoo, and two towels. Get  
two 
savings accounts, get two sets of  salt and pepper shakers, and two sticks of 
 
butter.  Get two  sets of silverware, two sets of pot holders, and two sets  
of  
napkins.  

Don't buy any green bananas.

Plan ahead and  plan early.

Evan 
Asgard German Shepherds    
http://www.asgardgsd.com/
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In a message dated 8/25/2008  7:28:38 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,  
uwish@xxxxxxxxxx  writes:

So in  this case does 
the old saying "Love will  conquer all' (or something like  that)  apply?




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